I'll have to apologize for not being clear from the get-go. I'd assumed that the argument being made in the first person made it clear that it was my subjective opinion. Virtually any absolute position has to, IMO, be taken as subjective prose.
If they'd given me video recording (available on 3Gs), multi-tasking (again on the 3Gs), or any of the other productivity increasing features I'd upgrade. As is, I think the cydea option will be the way to go (got my video recording and flash at least).
I fully agree that it is a subjective argument, but Apple has a history of ignoring older hardware even when it is still capable of a feature. I'm thankful that there is an active community (and court decision) that lets me take advantage of these features.