Works like nothing.... well, just nothing.

What will Russell Brand do now?

I knew it was LeBron's fault!!!!

So pets that exclusively hop, brachiate, burrow, or use jet propulsion. So I guess its kangaroo mice, spider monkeys, badgers and scallops for pets from now on.

We'll train them to not use other forms of locomotion...

That is what this whole gulf war was really about.

Coming this fall on HBO: TruBrains

seeing as it has a standardized set of gestures including a standard gesture area. But it seems to focus exclusively on iOS and Android...

I've found people no longer trust short URLs. But give them a long, impressive authoritarian-sounding URL and they assume it must be part of some corporate datacenter they can feel safe doing business with. Right now there are a couple, like Johannes longurl. It works, but doesn't fill the URL with impressive sounding words. What we need is something tied to a thesaurus lookup with all manner of impressive sounding terms meant to subliminally make the person think they are safe. e.g., reallybigcorporationofamerica.com/htppsss/accounting/security/firewall/lockdown/secureurltoken.shtml&verifiedid=320498982342394ab098f&checksum=0342f&etcetcetc

No longer will you need a lousy LED flash on your phone camera. Just tap to brighten all lightbulbs in the area. Or if you're into being dark and mysterious, a constantly running app that dims all lights within 50' of your GPS location... people will know when you're coming...

oh, and re-enable linux on PS3. Hell, make an official distro.

I got my anti-piracy merit badge....

you think its only a game but you're really piloting their unmanned drones for them....

Damn you Lord Foul! Must you corrupt these beautiful creatures and turn them into servants of despite?

If you have U-verse you can get this xbox thing that basically turns it into a u-verse receiver/dvr (using the xbox hard drive). Sadly they charge $99 for this, versus a monthly fee of like $5 for another unit. I guess it would pay for itself eventually. Or if you somehow had a TV with only one input it could be worth it. They advertise not having to use the source select button on your tv remote as a feature. Its not a $99 feature. Also you can stream a lot of ESPN content via Xbox Live... not their top ticket items, but it is a good way to see some of the less in demand sporting events... e.g., CONCACAF soccer, NCAA women's basketball, etc. You can usually see one of their current sportscenter shows as well..

I always play humans in D&D. Why is there no human aroma available?

They had a big announcement then pushed its launch out to sometime this year, late summer maybe, nothing firm. Most of the palm fans were screaming about how can they wait that long apple is launching stuff now we have to get it out there and OMG the playbook is also launching way way ahead...

Now I think that was probably a better choice.