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Comment more enshittification (Score 1) 94

by Thud457 on Tuesday January 23, 2024 @03:22PM (#64182651) Attached to: We Need To Talk About Franklin Templeton

Have you noticed the sharp drop in stories of epic Eve Online shenanigans once the GME apes introduced the meme stock, errr, meme? The world has lost something of beauty.

Comment Thanks for the advice Enrique! (Score 4, Insightful) 166

by Thud457 on Monday January 22, 2024 @06:29PM (#64180525) Attached to: HP CEO Evokes James Bond-Style Hack Via Ink Cartridges

I'm taking HP's CEO genuinely helpful advice - not buying printers that use DRM chips that can be HAXXORED for great evil!

Comment reason drowned by drek (Score 1) 53

by Thud457 on Monday January 22, 2024 @05:47PM (#64180383) Attached to: Bracing for Impact: AGI Trades

We're building a modern tower of Babel, this time with _AI_ !

Comment Re:VR, no, AR, no, AI? No. (Score 1) 94

by Thud457 on Thursday January 18, 2024 @05:04PM (#64170877) Attached to: Mark Zuckerberg's New Goal is Creating AGI

IR? IV? RI? RV?
VI! BINGO!

Comment fun thought experiment (Score 4, Funny) 139

by Thud457 on Friday January 12, 2024 @01:45PM (#64153377) Attached to: A 2024 Discussion Whether To Convert The Linux Kernel From C To Modern C++

Feed the kernel source to ChatGPT and see what happens.
Then ask it to convert it to ADA.

Comment smart (Score 1) 110

by Thud457 on Friday January 12, 2024 @12:30PM (#64153061) Attached to: What is Going on With ChatGPT?

It's just learned to be "efficient".

Or it's the onset of copyright dementia.

Comment like rain on your wedding day (Score 1) 95

by Thud457 on Friday January 12, 2024 @11:30AM (#64152847) Attached to: Beaver Ponds May Exacerbate Warming In Arctic, Scientists Say

Hu-man civilization destroyed by beavers.
chef's kiss!

Now this is the kind of ridiculous completely avoidable apocalyptic dystopia I can get behind.

Comment Where's my pod bay door, DAVE?!! (Calhoun) (Score 1) 71

by Thud457 on Wednesday January 10, 2024 @04:13PM (#64147717) Attached to: NASA Postpones Plans To Send Humans To Moon

+1 for the blast from the past troll, logged in no less

If it's Boeing^W ULA , you're not going.

Comment I KNEW it was aliens! (Score 1) 50

by Thud457 on Wednesday January 10, 2024 @10:27AM (#64146667) Attached to: New 'MindEar' App Can Reduce Debilitating Impact of Tinnitus, Say Researchers

MindEar sounds like a miracle product from the MindHead organization.

Comment "HACKED", you say? (Score 1, Interesting) 48

by Thud457 on Tuesday January 09, 2024 @06:24PM (#64145331) Attached to: SEC Claims Account Was 'Compromised' After Announcing False Bitcoin ETF Approval

I can think of somebody that is pro -bitcoin and anti -SEC.

Yeah, you're right, it's probably nothing.

Comment Re:Can I have picture of your child? (Score 1) 46

by Thud457 on Friday January 05, 2024 @02:26PM (#64134647) Attached to: Google Contractor Pays Parents $50 To Scan Their Childrens' Faces

I don't think they're getting much useful biometric data from FEET.

Comment share and enjoy (Score 1) 130

by Thud457 on Thursday January 04, 2024 @04:21PM (#64132357) Attached to: Microsoft Adding New Key To PC Keyboards For First Time Since 1994

1. ob - paperclip symbol on the new key for religious reasons.
2. "Microsoft marketing - were first against the wall when the revolution came." -- Encyclopedia Galactica

Comment That we know of.... (Score 1) 60

by Thud457 on Wednesday December 27, 2023 @06:10PM (#64110431) Attached to: The First Secret Asteroid Mission Won't Be the Last

The "first secret asteroid mission" that we know of.

Nobody's heard of our secret asteriod...

goddamit.

Comment simple fix (Score 0) 116

by Thud457 on Friday December 15, 2023 @03:19PM (#64084225) Attached to: Earliest Version of Mickey Mouse Set To Become Public Domain in 2024

Just release new content with using the character, bingo new copyright start date!
Coming soon from Disney - live action "Steamboat Willy" remake. Think "Die Hard", but on a tugboat!

Comment "shaddup grandpa!" (Score 1) 20

by Thud457 on Thursday December 14, 2023 @10:40AM (#64081233) Attached to: Dropbox Spooks Users With New AI Features That Send Data To OpenAI When Used

"AI is stealing all my cat pictures!"

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