Wait, wouldn't making it so it ONLY works in Firefox and Chrome be 70-75% LESS market share?

I've written two books and several film scripts in Word, all with one file per piece. It was also an easy way to take a mailing list of Literary Agents from a table on the web, drop it into Excel and then mail merge the entire thing into a letter template I wrote in Word, because yes, you do have to print things when you're submitting to most publishers. It was never a nightmare and I never lost the whole thing in one fell swoop. Sounds like FUD. While I'm not saying that TeX/LaTeX isn't a good way to go, writing a book in Word, applying styles and publishing all worked pretty seamlessly and effortlessly for me.

Right, because Microsoft would benefit from people using computers less.

Time to have a global boston tea party and dump all the tea into the ocean. With roughly 2-3 billion less tea drinkers in the world, think of how many more searches we can do without impacting the environment! And think of those who drink multiple glasses. It's like a critical hit against tea/energy expense. Booyah! problem solved.