I don't mind being asked questions, but I can't remember my social media passwords...

I think he meant An Ess-Jay-Double-You?

Just have your lock screen and background be the Apple logo?

I really feel the pain of that XKCD:
I have a group of friends who refuse to use anything other than What's App
I have one person who I'd lose touch with if I didn't use Telegram
I have people who only respond to Facebook Messenger
Japanese Friends good luck getting them to respond on anything other than Line
Former workmates seem to like Hangouts
My Parents will only use Skype
My Fiance is on iMessage
Gamer friends on Discord
My old work team used Slack so I still have that installed, but don't really use it.
In game "Chat" Using PSN chat app
In game "Chat" using Steam

The list goes on... There are genuinely islands of people I'd lose touch with if I dropped any of those, so they clutter my phone...

Theoretically this mixed with a service that has surveyed the entire road network could be amazing. It would remove the need to have travelled the route previously.

Although I do wonder how it copes with changes in road layout/diversions etc.

Now my feelings are hurt...

I will admit I had a hard time debating whether to choose Links or Lynx for my flippant comment.

Unless it's supported in Links I'm not going to use 3D...

I think you miss the point, it's not that it's social, its that it's sending information that isn't social to a third party.

I like the smart case, given it's really expensive for a bit of plastic/leather and some magnets but it's functional.

The only reason I stopped using it was because I got a Logitec keyboard case.

The Pippin should surely be on this list. Also some of those are still being sold by Apple today. If you are going to list Apple products that are crap and still in use how can you not list the Half Assed Game Centre?

It depends on how desperate you are. Everyone or anyone?

I can't even figure out how to send a message to all my Blackberry contacts...

How does one make a mistake like that?

My music is all algorithimicly generated in real time.