Cart person 3 off to jail., now nobody home. Ask Supreme Court for permission to search if nobody is there to disagree. Problem solved! Actually they could save time by just shooting anyone present.

Keep a first run copyrighted movie rolling all the time on a TV. As soon as a customer attempts to use their camera, the MPAA S.W.A.T team will instantly parachute in to conduct cavity searches. Any remaining suspects attempting to flee will be taken out by Hollywood's low earth orbit ion cannon or private drones with machine guns.

Privacy laws in Canada do not prohibit transferring personal data to US. It's a common misconception.

Coming soon, iHeart ! Apple fanboys can line up every year to get their latest iHeart, non user repairable, not upgradeable except from Apple. Sorry, Flash no heart for you!

The French have suggested "Project Maginot 2.0". They propose to build some really big firewall routers, here X, here X and here X. Take that USA! hah hah!

how many years has free AM/FM radio been around and free?

I wonder if the same thing happens with blown speaker and Dell finds your stash of Polka music .mp3 on the HDD. Dell will deny all claims because that speakers and ears are not designed for that kind of music.

Unfortunately the car comes with a GPL license so once you build it, you must give away your wife and kids. Richard Stallman then gets a key to your house and will sleep on your sofa, mess up your bathroom whenever he wants to.

Isn't that like having to pay for recalled parts for car? HP wouldn't need so many updates if they built it correctly and bug free the first time.

The computer has also located Lt. Data in Worf's quarters. Data current status is listed as "fully functional" and speed setting is set to "oh my god".

Tell that to amazing diet pills, rock hard ab-master 2000 and monkey balls male enhancement pills. They all work or your money back!

Soylent Brown.... shhhhh. it's made with poo!

Going on inside a prog's mind: my environmental car won't charge unless it's warmer, but global warming will fix my car. Mind gets stuck in a paradox loop and head explodes. Rest of the planet returns to normal.

This new OS has a very easy to use command line. % I'd like the house special chicken and two egg rolls Computer: ANNNDD THHHHEN ? % no and then! Computer: AAAAANDD THHEN?

If you were really the sharpest tool in the shed, you'd stop using such a shitty OS like windows.