Crap, forgot to format it... sorry everyone.

I just got an email from HP about this. HP's Personal Systems Group is the #1 PC maker on the planet, and that won't change. I can assure you our future is brighter than ever. Spirit of a Startup Our preferred course to harness our vision of the future is to build a separate, more agile company. It's time to think like a startup again. It's time to be nimble and revolutionary. It's time again for world-changing innovation. And so, it's time we realized we're at a crossroads in an evolving HP. But don't misunderstand: We-the same great folks who make HP PCs today-will make them tomorrow. We will continue to build on our legacy creating reliable, stylish, and high-performance PCs to improve your personal and professional life.

Nobody will be there to see Skynet become self-aware. What... you thought the end of humanity wouldn't come from AOL?

I doubt it. She's probably superintendent of the district now with that attitude.

I suggest using that Windows 8 preview to see if SW:TOR will run correctly.

Or just complete 99% of your work and it will automatically shut down for you... after it finishes installing the latest 213 updates.

You should set up a robodialer to call them until they respond.

Post a copy of your patent application on your website as soon as you turn it in.

Wouldn't that be a derivative work?

No, that's pieces of art.

Mendel, is that you?

I bet some of the basement dwellers here have large enough pants.

5) "Schutzstaffel!" That was yelled by the blue guys in wolf3d, IIRC.

Mmm... Gipper Chips and Tipper Dip!

Didn't we see a huge backlash from security and AV vendors when Microsoft wanted to put anti-virus into Windows? Time for MagicISO and Alcohol 120% to take their turn.