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Comment That's right! (Score 1) 259

Yet another attempt by MSFT to influence Linux users. By charging them triple for the same product.

I can see this going over like a lead filled ballon. While costs for goods may rise and drive up prices, prices themselves have a way of going down with volume. Of course in a market (software) that doesn't produce physical products pricing is artificial anyways.

And look at the picture ! It s NAZI Salute!

There you go, it's all part of Gates' plan to take over the World and crush Linux! I can tell!

Comment How is this any different than now? (Score 2, Insightful) 259

[0004]The described implementations relate to social marketing. One technique identifies potential buyers of a product where the potential buyers belong to a social network. The technique determines a price to offer the product to individual potential buyers that considers both influence of the individual potential buyer within the social network and overall revenue from sales of the product to the potential buyers.

[0005]Another implementation identifies potential buyers of a product in a social network. The implementation arbitrarily selects a set of the potential buyers to offer the product at a relatively low price to influence the remaining potential buyers. The implementation also updates membership in the set by adding and removing individual potential buyers from the set until revenue from product sales to the social network is not increased by adding or removing an individual potential buyer from the set. The above listed examples are intended to provide a quick reference to aid the reader and are not intended to define the scope of the concepts described herein.

The rock stars get their guitars for free (Paul McCartney once commented:"When you're poor you cant' afford them and when you're rich they give them to you.) is the same thing.

Or how about paying celebrities to use your product.

Now the randomly selecting people part. What's wrong with that? So they're trying to accelerate the product to the tipping point.

This will hurt no one and this was just an "article" to have an excuse to bash Microsoft about something. *yawn*

Comment Re:Won't work. Unrealistic. (Score 1) 339

First) So I'm not multitasking by listening to the radio, talking on the phone, typing this post, thinking about what i'm listening to on the radio, thinking about what i'm talking about on the phone, thinking about what i'm typing here, thinking about my posture, thinking about when i should take my next sip of coffee, etc, etc, etc?

Nope, you're not. You give each activity a minuscule attention.

Two) If people couldn't do what they've been trained and licensed to do, they would fail the training, and thus be unable to pass the licensing examination. They would also drive all over the road in both directions at all times while ignoring all signs and markers. I've seen video of this in 3rd world countries, the USA is 1st world thankfully your ideas don't match reality.

Wrong again. They do what they need to do to pass and then do what they want once they're on the road.

D) Nothing is impossible except banning cell phone usage in cars being the only solution.

I'm afraid you may have gotten me there.

Comment Won't work. Unrealistic. (Score 5, Insightful) 339

It's the enforcement. We have really, really high fines here for all sorts of traffic violations, but enforcement is so lacking that it almost seems random. Your chances of getting caught are miniscule, so people learn to ignore the law. If they do get caught, the fines are staggering - but the one in ten thousand chance of getting caught is not a deterrent.

Actually it's not the fines or enforcement. It's training. Every police vehicle I've seen has a laptop mounted on the center console. Every time I see a cop driving around they have one hand on the keyboard and constantly glance back and forth between the road and the computer.

Cell phones and cars aren't going away anytime soon. Instead of punishing the citizens for doing something police are trained to do, train the citizens too. There is no reason that drivers ed. classes shouldn't discuss this and deal with it.

I think the best way to "think of the children" is to teach the children. If you don't want little Lisa to text and drive into a horrible wreck, teach her how to text and drive responsibly. Otherwise take your blanket statements and have every computer removed from police vehicles because otherwise we have an effective working double standard which provides revenue to the police force. Fuck that shit.

First of all, you cannot train folks to multitask because humans are incapable of doing it. The cops can't do it either. What you call multitasking is actually them selecting attention rapidly between their laptops and driving - if they're even doing that.

Two, even if it were possible to train folks how to do it, what makes you think that folks will follow their training? People are trained not to tailgate, speed, cut others off, etc...

Everything you've proposed is impossible. The ONLY solution is to ban cell phones in cars. There is absolutely no reason to talk in a car anyway - no exceptions. Got to talk? Pull over.

Comment Re:Health reform for the stupid (Score 2, Interesting) 85

Interesting. I'm going to send my wife, who's in health care, that link.

All I know is, regardless of what happens, when I need some sort of major treatment, I'll be on a plane to India to get treated by an American educated Indian doctor and then spend some time on a tropical beach with my wife to recuperate - all for a third of what it will cost here.

Comment I'm not much of a Pizza snob but... (Score 1) 920

The only big chain pizza place that's even edible is Papa John's. ALthough, it gives me and my wife horrible heart burn. It's order a pizza and Tums.

Pizza in California is a big cracker with ketchup and some shit cheese and shit that has no business being on a pizza.

Domino's tastes like cardboard with ketchup.

Pizza Hut has so much grease that I believe it is a fire hazard.

The best pizza is NOT in NYC. It's pretty good in New Haven, CT but the best I've ever had was at some Italian immigrant's place in a sub-urban CT town. CT has a LOT of Italians.

Mexicans make awesome pizza.

Comment It IS crazy! (Score 5, Funny) 137

Here's a crazy idea: in-house lawyers.

Do you know how hard it is to potty train a lawyer?! It's not like a dog or better a cat that makes a bee line for the litter box. Nooooooo!

Lawyers need a big office if they don't have one, they'll shit all over everything. They need an expensive car or they'll pee over everything. And as for food! Oh God!

Just gimme a cat.

Comment Re:Fore! (Score 5, Insightful) 138

Of course, there's no problem if they all play golf together at their country club. It's the "appearance" of conflict of interest thats the problem here, not the "actual" conflict of interest that goes on all the time.

There you go.

And I for one would rather have any relationship between a judge and a lawyer be public knowledge.

It would be worse if their friendship were secret.

Comment Re:One word: LOL (Score 5, Insightful) 527

Switch from Google to MS, because of PRIVACY issues?

I would like to point out, that Microsoft has come under horrendous fire because of their business practices and privacy and other things as you all know. Now because they realize that they are in fact losing (although slowly) market share to F/OSS because of these issues - the EU has been really hammering Microsoft, MS has been becoming more sensitive to the privacy issue. It seems like whenever I do anything with a MS product these days message boxes pop up stating what data and where they are sending it and whether I would like to opt out, decrease certain parts of the data, or just send it all. Why even with my Visual Studio Beta 2, there were all these statements regarding what they'll be collecting.

What I'm saying is, when it come to my privacy, I'd trust Microsoft before Google - but that's as far as I trust any organization.

I would also like to point out that while all of you are fretting about your searching habits and what porn site you guys re visiting may be tracked by Google or whoever, the credit bureaus and your bank is sending your: SSN, dob, name, address, past addresses, spouse's name, mother's maiden name and other very sensitive information all over the World. I had an issue with a credit report and I settled it with a very nice woman in India - I think - her accent was muddled. She refused to give me her location because of "security reasons". That was Trans Union. Banks offshore quite a bit of their back office processing.

MS and Google are far far off of my radar as far as privacy issues and for "evil" business practices.

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