Amazing that in 2013, HTML still cannot perform even half the functions a PDF can do. This includes, for example, non-flow oriented precise layout.
Amazing that in 2013, anyone could still see non-flow oriented precise layout as a feature, rather than as a bug.
You don't know the type of device I'm reading on, you don't know what size or shape its screen is, you don't know what size or shape the window within the screen is, you don't know my personal preference for fonts and their sizes. And you want to try to have the server lay out text?
I know what happened. We all pretend it's just innocent joking and no one is ever really harmed by it, but I think this is proof that sometimes real damage is done. It has gone on long enough, beyond what's necessary and beyond the limits of respecting human dignity. Enough. I'm going to end it.
Attention, people who think servers should be laying out text. You have been tricked by an unethical news media, and mocked by the cruel bastards of the tech world. Here's the deal: many years ago, you started hearing about the increasing popularity of "tablets." You made a common-sense and reasonable assumption about what that meant, and no one corrected you (the bastards!!!). Initially, you thought "this changes everything!" and came to the conclusion that pre-rendered text would be a reasonable lowest-common-denom that everyone could live with. But it was all based on an erroneous, if well-meaning, assumption.
The tablets are NOT made out of stone or clay or even plastic. They are NOT the output of those "3D printers" that you keep hearing about, where you assumed people download and "print" your stuff, so that they can read the tablet later on the subway, and you wanted to help with the rendering. The tablets are just touchscreen computers, and can run web browsers, pretty much just like desktop computers. There are some minor differences, but the overall quality of the HTML rendering engine,s on even the worst of them, is actually excellent and flowing text works great. That means your desktop users can go back to flowing text too. Hope this helps.
And to all of you heartless sadists that resent me letting the cat out of the bag, ending your prank: fuck you. It had gone on long enough, and the consequences were starting to get really irritating.