I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Seriously, WTF? I've lived in Canada my whole life and I've never heard anyone say aboot, and the colour of the sky and sunlight is the same as everywhere else I've been in the world.

Have you ever actually been to Canada?

Have you ever watched a lowest common denominator user try Office with a ribbon for the first time? They hate change for the sake of change as much as we do.

Don't get me started on this.. their "new look" is straight out of the 90's. I switched back to the "old look" but now I am constantly nagged with popups to switch, and it's probably just a matter of time until the "old look" dissapears all together.

Better weather? Where are you from, Yellowknife?

They have to do this, they are still behind Internet Explorer 9.

Mmmmmmm, Jerky.

And why would Hardware manufactures want to wast money time and resources to come up with different product models for each country if they can avoid it.

Because they want to charge different prices in different regions, and prevent people from buying the product in a cheaper region.

Maybe it's more like having a casual conversation with a friend at a bar which is heard by someone miles away and years in the future.

in other news, ipods get heavier as you fill them.

Yes, they also accumulate pocket lint and finger grease.

Luxury! Back in my day, make world was a stack of punch cards half as tall as a man!

And it would take a lot more than 5 hours for the operator to feed them into the machine!

Ring ring... incoming Skype call, it's the RIAA.

Will Apple Let Siri and Apps Connect?

Did anybody stop to ask what Siri wants?

No, Windows is written in Visual Basic.