For those of you who didn't notice, Perfessor Multigeek has a new JE up for the first time since the fire.

Hey there, I've just posted more party pictures on LJ, so you can see more of Tomble, if you want to. We just e-mailed SolemnDragon, as well, so it's been a regular Slashdotfest around here Chez Geek.

I was just informed that I shouldn't write what I was going to write originally, because it was "too cheesy," so I'm going to write something else. The problem is, I barely know how to say what I want to say.

Of course, secrets are no fun unless people know there's something you aren't telling them.

Great news! Rustin is back online. He hasn't returned to /. yet because, as he says, once he does, he'll be "dooooomed!", but he has once again graced cyberspace with his scintillating presence.

Click here, and then submit your best caption in comments. Prize(s) to be determined later!

Holy crap! They accepted my submission for the Ask Slashdot story in which I intend to pick the entire Slashdot community's brains for marketing programme related activities.

Well, that's never happened before! I haven't been so pleased to be wrong in quite a while!

I've decided I want to buy my business some Google AdWords, as they're an easily-controllable expenditure that might actually pay off. At the very least, they might get me some more site traffic. Anyhow, in case my article submission gets rejected (they always do), I'm throwing the question out to the Fan Club:

Focus on the Family says: Don't be homosexual, fondle our balls!

Focus on the Family has announced their plan to distribute 5000 "stress balls" during Thursday's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, each decorated with the URL of their website, a website devoted to "cures" for being gay. These balls are to be thrown into the crowd by FOTF flunkies.

2 large cloves of garlic, minced fine
1 2.5x2.5 cm piece of ginger, minced fine
Handful of fresh Thai basil leaves, shredded
1 small red hot pepper (Thai "demon pepper" type), chopped, with as few or as many of the seeds removed as you like OR 1 small spoonful chili-garlic sauce (sambal oelek, not Sriracha)
fresh ground black pepper, to taste
1 stalk lemongrass, chopped fine

I'm rereading Robert Silverberg's peculiar novelization of Isaac Asimov's story "The Positronic Man," which I think appeared (also) as "The Bicentennial Man." An interesting subplot to the book is the protagonist's struggle to achieve legal recognition as a person in the broadest possible sense, although the protagonist is a robot known as "Andrew Martin." Andrew Martin, however, is a very unusual, capable robot, with quite humanlike capabilities -- and he wants to be considered human by legal

Here is a picture of the pumpkin I carved this Hallowe'en, mostly because I'm a maniac (and I was tired of my friend Chad having the geekiest pumpkin at the party).

Hey there, Perfessors Interrobang and Multigeek here with very important, life-altering questions...

Are you getting enough borflnerb in your diet?

It's midnight. Do you know where your borflnerb are?

Are you borflnerb than you were four years ago?

Is our children borflnerb?

Are you borflnerb more now and enjoying it less?

Voulez-vous borflnerb avec moi ce soir?

Hey, everyone. I am sticking my head out of the grave here to tell you that our dear Perfessor Multigeek, long absent from these here virtual parts, and fondly missed, will be visiting me starting at about 3PM tomorrow! Woo!

Psychopathic fun for the whole family -- the Aim A Hurricane Game!

Try this at home, kids. There are multiple options to choose from, cheesily neat sound effects, and the graphics don't suck. Also, it's possible to arrange the high and low pressure systems and the hurricane starting point such that one can take out the entire Eastern Seaboard. *chortle*