Fuck yiss, you're speaking my language, which is English mixed with unbounded tech dreams!
First, I'd have me a Hobbit hole, you know, full of comfort and relics and maps and shit.
Roof is half sod, half 100% efficiency solar panels with sweet lime-green metallic bezels and some kind of mounting poles that looks like skinny bird's legs.
Cat fucking 8 EVERYWHERE, even in the walk-in, underwear and T-shirt holodeck.
All computing devices centrally located, nearest the center of the hole, mind you; comfort.
The walls will be stricken with RF-blocking paint, but with a nice mix of colors, nothing to drab or weird.
Then, all the main wall surfaces are giant display systems running a nano-LCD touch thingy, for you know, comfort and Peter Jackson movies to run on in 32K-HD.
Shitty furniture. You can't have everything.
Floors of wired ceramic that is warm in the winter, and cool in the summertime, cuz; COMFORT
Shitty gravel driveway and just a cheap Costco awning for the Bugatti.
That should do it