Comment Re:Wait... They want them to dumb things down... (Score 0, Troll) 511
Some people will never understand scientific reasons. For those people, you've got religious explanations.
God hates the smell of car exhaust, and he lives in space. Every time we drive, he gets a waft of the stink and pushes us a little closer to the sun.
This also explains why cow farts are 23 times more offensive to God than CO2.
God hates the smell of car exhaust, and he lives in space. Every time we drive, he gets a waft of the stink and pushes us a little closer to the sun.
This also explains why cow farts are 23 times more offensive to God than CO2.