...And we liked it.

A pooled, weighted average of 1.97% of scientists admitted to having fabricated, falsified or modified data

Or was that 19.7%??

No! It's your code!

Just kidding, that's what Java enthusiasts always say to me whenever I point out stuff like that.

Deliver your people too from the postback-happy .Net Datagrid and gridView.

No, it's your code!

Just kidding, I was just echoing what I always hear from Java defenders when I raise objections.

Half the browsers leave little .jnlp turds all over your download folder or desktop.

I laughed so hard when I read this that my coffee shot out of my nose.

Should change the text to:

"It moves around and manipulates objects with laser-powered micro-grippers, which includes (when millions work in unison) HUMAN HEADS!!"

Well, I bet they'd get more funding if they worded it that way, anyway.

>>some evangelicals in the US marrying multiple teenage girls,

What??

Evangelicals don't do this. Are you referring to that Texas compound? That was a radical offshoot Mormon group, which is not Evangelical Christian in any way.

Mission Control: We're trying to contact Satellite XR-546....Hello? Hello?

Satellite XR-546: (nothing)

Mission Control: Hello? Hello?

Satellite XR-546: (nothing)

Mission Control: Hello?

Satellite XR-546: Blip... Blip...

Mission Control: That's funny... after compensating for the speed of light and the distance of the spacecraft, there's an extra lag in time in the response for some reason...

Satellite XR-546: Blip...(lag!).... Blip...

I think that we should therefore merge this thread with this one.

There are many here among us that feel that life is but a joke...

I think you've got a point. All this time we've been trying to invent warp drives. What we really should be doing is inventing Cylons, so that they can in turn invent better propulsion systems than us.

Maybe she is the ancestor to Han Qing-jao in Orson Scott Card's Xenocide, who also could concentrate very hard to solve problems.

Mod parent up on BSG being the only thing worth watching.

I am amazed that we haven't seen a three-way Cylon/Colonial/Vampire battle by now.

You must be new here...

A moderation of "Troll" on /. often (but not always) means: "inconvenient fact."

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