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Journal Journal: HEIL HITLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Journal Journal: Innocent Blood Drips From Sarah Brady's Hands

It's cold and VERY calculated, the anti-gun strategy of Sarah Brady and Handgun Control Inc. When the time is ripe for media coverage, we see Sarah or one of her well-known coolies such as Charles Schumer or Diane Feinstein trot out an example of firearms related tragedy.

In San Fransisco, for instance, HCI exploited a man whose wife was murdered by a madman using a semi-automatic firearm. The effect was as expected. Sheepish legislators, feeling guilt for everything from slavery to child abuse, felt obligated to offer up a sacrifice as a way to placate the gods of liberalism. In this case the sacrifice was a useless attempt to regulate criminals by attacking the rights of the honest citizen. The result of the shameless exploitation of crime victims by HCI was a ban on semi-automatic firearms.

Distraught family members are trotted out before the media day after day in a disgusting play on the emotions of Americans whom HCI KNOWS are caring and want to help. The criminal-loving, anti-gun montra drones on through the lips of network news anchormen, "GUNS...ARE...BAD, GUNS... ARE...EVIL, TAKE...AWAY...ALL...GUNS."

What they DON'T willingly tell us is what is commonly reffered to as, "The Other Side of the Coin." The other side, my friends, is death caused by moronic legislation championed by Sarah Brady and the craven Schumers/Feinstein's of the world.

Here are some examples, taken from many, of innocent Americans slaughtered or victimized by criminals BECAUSE OF anti-gun legislation. This blood drips directly from the fingertips of Sarah Brady and I would love to hear her try to explain away the pain that the families of these victims feel as being somehow acceptable.

I hope that all of you self-righteous Sarah Brady hand servants who read this call HCI and give them a hearty "WELL DONE!" for the service they have provided these particular families...

Political game-playing for money is one thing. Heaping up the dead bodies of innocent men, women and children like cordwood, rather than admitting that a philosophy is wrong, is something else.

Check the facts, ladies and gentlemen. The anti-gun culture is LYING, and people are dying because of it. Our friends and neighbors are being used as disposable tools to advance an agenda that even SARAH BRADY HERSELF realizes and admits won't work!

There was a time, not long ago, when the life of a decent human being was priceless and held as being sacred. Today, our judicial system has taught a generation of predators that a human life is worth what you can get for one. Sneakers, candy or even simple entertainment are the value of a human life now, thanks to liberalism and its mindless followers.

A decent citizen is still sacred to me and, I might add, to those who embrace the Second Amendment as an individual right. But then, it has always been thus...

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Journal Journal: Check out this girl's awesome boobies :)

Gayniggers From Outer Space
The Title Speaks For Itself
Capt. B. Dick-Captain of the ship. That's about it, really. Don't expect these characters to have any development in a 24 minute film.
ArmInAss-A gay agent, which means, I guess, he goes on secret missions.
D. Ildo-Data processor. Seriously, that's it.
Shaved Balls-Chief Technician.
Schwul-The German gayyouknowwhat.
The Gay Ambassador-It's really D. Ildo, but just turned white.
The Russians, The Asians, The Germans, and Females All Over The World-Get insulted, stereotyped, and eventually destroyed by our "friends".
Before I start this review, I'm just gonna say that I was going to write a lengthy warning. Not about the content, the title alone should tip you off. But the warning was for my own personal sake. It was gonna state that I am in no way a homophobe or a racist and me putting this review on this site does not make me so. But then I realized I shouldn't have to put a warning up because I have never given any sign before that I was. This film is on this site only as a b-movie, not for its "message" or cast or whatever. On the other hand, any hate mail I'll get should be humorous to me, so if you are a tight ass conservative republican, send the hate my way.

Speaking of tight asses, let's get with this film, which I'll just call "GNFOS" from this point on.

GNFOS was made, as far as I can tell, as part of three requirements to join the GNAA (The AA part is Association of America. The GN part should be no surprise, by looking at the title.) You have to watch this film first, then answer a quiz about it, and some other third thing in order to join. So I must say, if you are going to join, do not use this review as a Cliffnote.

Before the movie even begins, there's a weird 10 second clip of a beer commerical. I don't know what it has to do with this movie, but it's there. And now I'm thirsty.
Probably. I mean, we're not sure. I mean, if you don't wanna buy it, that's cool. I'm sure there are other beers out there. Y'know...
That's why I said "Hey man, nice shot".
That's why I stay at the Y-
We start with a Barry White-esque voice over stating that we are going to meet the crew of the spaceship Ringmusculatarus 2. Their five-year mission is to "boldly go where no gay has gone before." (Movie's wording, not mine.) Then we meet the crew as they do things to their obviously fake spaceship. Oh, and they are from the planet Anus. Yet again, movie's wording, not mine.

Shaved finds that they are coming toward a planet. It's big, blue, and has water. So let's call it, "EARTH". They do a scan on the planet and realize that there are female life forms on the planet. Dick calls for Arm and they go into a room privately.

Here, I thought for sure it was gonna turn into a gay porno because Arm suddenly takes his shirt off and lies on a table. Then Dick starts rubbing Arm on the chest, then on the head...the one on top I mean. Dick says that he chose Arm so he could get some training in since he's fresh out of gay agent school. His mission, should he choose to accept it, to go to the planet and see if there are in fact any female life forms. Arm reluctantly accepts.
I hate when my gay doctor forces surprise exams on me.
They beam Arm down and he lands in what could possibly be the seediest part of any town I have ever seen. There's nothing but homeless people, making out with hookers, and pimps, making out with, I'm guessing, homeless hookers. Oh and for some reason, the opening of "The Theme From Shaft" is playing. A "female life form" approaches Arm and asks if he's looking for a good time. His response?

"FEMALE!!!! FEMALE!!!! FEMALE!!!!"

Then shooting her with his ray gun-type thing, causing her to vanish. Arm beams back up to the ship, where they hook him up to a goofy ass mind reader device. They see on the screen a homeless dude and a FEMALE kissing. And I should point out that Dick says "This must be that 'kissing' I've heard about", which confuses me cause, you know, don't gay people kiss too?

So Dick takes it upon himself to send his crew down there and get rid of all the female life forms who are repressing the male life forms. What we get for the next ten minutes is quite possibly the most offensive thing I have ever seen put on film.
I'm sorry, that's a guy in drag.
"...also, great place to buy what they call vodka and get what they call stinking drunk."
Monty Python's Russian Women
They pick three countries at random, starting with Russia. The computer says some not-so-very nice things about the woman in Russia, so the German gay-youknowwhat goes down and takes care of them. He proceeds to hug the males nearby, while I swear the ending song for "Fiddler On The Roof" plays.

It's like a GAY!! ON THE ROOF!!! Sorry.

Next up is Japan. Basically the same thing, except two Japanese chicks are laughing at some Japanese dude while he puts chopsticks in a napkin and wraps it up. I dunno what's going on here, but Ildo shows up and nukes the two Gogo's.
Great. We just need for it to say, "AHH-SO! ME SO HORNY! ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME! AH-SO!"
Sorry, girls, you showed up about 5 years too late to audition for the role of Gogo.
I could make a joke about Hitler, but I figured I made enough racy jokes. Plus, this is offensive enough.
"oh no please no dear god no anything but that oh dear no........."
On the last stop of the "Offend Every Nation In The World" Tour, is Germany. The picture speaks for itself.

After Arm kills the one German chick, he, with the others, beams back and declares that the world is rid of females. Damn, that was fast. By my count, that was, 5 females. Including the one from the seedy town, that's 6. So there were only 6 females on the planet? What about the hookers and/or the homeless chicks? Who took care of them? And where was that at? America?

Anyway, Dick says now the males of Earth need to be taught how to, seriously here, give birth. And to make it worse, give birth to only male children. And they'll need an ambassador to do that. So they go to their holy brown ring, stick their arms in it, and it picks one of them to be the ambassador. It picks Ildo.
This must be the chocolate starfish Fred Durst likes to go on and on about.
For some strange reason, this means Ildo had to change his appearance, so he does and he transforms himself into a European Charles Nelson Riley. When he's transformed, the crew starts drooling over him. So I guess they can date other races, despite what we just saw five minutes ago.

The crew then beams down to Earth to drop Ildo off and suddenly the film becomes color. I'm sure this is symbolic, but frankly what it could mean disturbs me and possibly everyone else reading this. They land at some kind of bathhouse, or something and...

Oh Jesus Christ, this dude is with a kid! WHAT?!?!?!
Before...
AND AFTER!!!! FABULOUS!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, I'm not gonna be too judgmental. I mean, maybe this is, I dunno, a NAMBLA film. (If you don't know what NAMBLA is, please DON'T GOOGLE it. The FBI might be watching.)

At this bathhouse, Dick pours his "N-word seed" on Ildo and tells him to go out to the world and teach. The rest beam back up and the narrator ends things stating that the crew continues their strange mission, to find any planet where male life forms are being repressed by female life forms, and to make this universe a gay universe. The end.
Why, thank ya, thank ya very much...Elvis as just been seeded.
I really never had any idea that gay people dislike women that much. I mean, damn. And it also bothers me on Dick just took it upon himself to say he's gonna rid the world of females and let males give birth. Did we, straight males, ask for this? No. I mean, yeah women can be a pain in the ass at times, but I'm sure we wouldn't wish they'd vanish off the face of the planet. You know, can't live with them, can't live without them. And I also think that any typical straight male would be too lazy or scare to give birth. We'd just eventually die out. Unless...that was their plan all along. Hmm...I'm onto you GNAA.

Rating: Disturbing and very offensive, but not because of the race and gay thing. Oh, and the acting, lighting, sound, and direction was horrible.
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Journal Journal: Apartment occupancy up slightly, sales well off '05 pace

Nashville Business Journal - April 25, 2006
by Janel Watson
Nashville Business Journal

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Apartment occupancy rates in Middle Tennessee are holding steady above 90 percent, according to research from the Greater Nashville Apartment Association.

Occupancy for the first three months of 2006 was 93.5 percent, up from 93.0 percent for the same period last year and a shade higher than the year-end 2005 number.

Rent per square foot and average rent also saw nominal changes, but the selling price per unit nearly tripled from a year ago, jumping from $30,556 to $93,202.

This leap is due mainly to a Louisville company's $90 million acquisition of two West End apartment complexes early this year. NTS Realty Holdings LP bought both The Grove at Richland and The Grove at Whitworth from Georgia-based Schaedle Worthington Hyde Properties for $157,534 and $149,502 per unit, nearly double the next-highest selling price.

However, NTS was the only company that purchased properties in the central city. The other apartments that changed hands are in the surrounding cities of Hermitage, Madison, Donelson and Bellevue.

GNAA's first-quarter report also indicates a significant drop in the number of deals. Only six units sold during the first quarter of this year, while 19 sold in the final quarter of 2005.

Kirby Davis, president of First Management Services, a Nashville-based apartment management company, distributes the statistics compiled by a GNAA committee. He says the discrepancy is because last year was a record sales year for the apartment sector in Nashville.

"A lot of the people who wanted to sell, sold last year," he says.

Multi-family properties accounted for nine of the top 18 deals last year and for 29 percent of the dollar volume of the top 50 deals.

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Journal Journal: Monday Jews (And Other Poor Puns) 1

I may not claim to know a lot of politics or the inner workings of the government. But, I find the amount of conspiracies regarding the World Trade Center bombings ridiculous. In an eerie sense, I can't handle jokes about the WTC bombings, I can handle people who make fun of WWII and concentration camps and all of that but the WTC thing really gets to me probably because I remember sitting there in music history with both Joey and Ross and watching it occur and it's really the first event that made me interested in politics and what is happening with the world at any time.

Today, I found one such site (Jewsdidwtc.com) that makes the claim that the Jews were responsible for the WTC attacks. This site, is sponsored by another interesting group the Gay Nigger Association of America, and the site's creator is a Scientologist which is another completely insane organization. Basically, this site claims that the Jewish people weren't directly involved, but when the attacks happened there was a large number of Jewish people who didn't show up for work that particular day and they found five Jewish people celebrating and taking videos of the burning towers. They then believe that these Jewish people were part of a terrorist cell that was suppose to be responsible for hitting the White House but they abandoned that plan because they were too scared. It also goes on to say that these five Jewish people who were arrested were planning on blowing up tunnels and that the United States covered up the fact that they took in these Jewish people and that they had any involvement in it.

All of the claims on this site aren't logical. It's very possible that the US took in five Jewish people because they had some sort of suspicious behavior, but this site is trying to take that information and make huge logical conclusions about bigger involvement with the attacks. I'm sure there were probably many "true patriot Americans" and "anarchists" celebrating the WTC attacks too but it doesn't mean that they were directly involved in the WTC bombings either.

In ways I believe that sites like this shouldn't exist because if you look at the information on their about page, it is obvious that this is a website put on by the GNAA and neo-Nazis who are seeking out money and this site is merely a "hate site" encouraging negative attitudes towards Jewish people instead of being the site that "isn't seeking out violence but is proposing theories and axioms about the day." Of course, if we didn't allow these kinds of sites to exist it would probably take away half of the sites that I find entertaining.

I guess the point of this is that conspiracy websites are interesting but can be extremely aggravating at the same time.

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for censoring the "most popular" bookmarks. Grow up and start handling the truth that gaping anuses are popular among the slashdot crowd.

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Journal Journal: LOL JEWS DID WTC

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Journal Journal: LOL JEWS DID POPE JOHN PAUL II 1

Mehmet Ali Agca confessed who paid him to assasinate pope John Paul II
Monday January 18, 2006
BM (GNAP) - ISTANBUL, Turkey - Today, the GNAA Foundation released US$5,000,000. from their bank account located at Niggeria to get the most biggest secret kept by Mehmet Ali Agca. Agca received GNAA authorized reporter BM somewhere in the Istanbul underground where he's currently hidding to confess who paid him to kill former pope John Paul II. Here's a transcript of the interview, all rights are reserved to the GNAA Foundation:

GNAA-BM: Mr Agca, nice to meet you. My name is BM and i've been authorized by GNAA's president Timecop to interview you. After you tell us what you have to say, we'll release the money from our bank account to pay you. Do you agree with this, Mr Agca?

Mehmet Ali Agca: Yes. I agree.

GNAA-BM: Ok. So, a long time has passed since you tried and failed to assasinate pope John Paul II, but there are doubts about who sent you in this holy mission. The media said it was the former U.S.S.R, the sicilian mafia and even the baath party was mentioned. Can you clear us this mistery?

Mehmet Ali Agca: Yes i can. I've been carrying this secret since the day i tried to kill pope John Paul II and i never wanted to say who did it, until your foundation accepted to pay me the money i wanted. Now, it's time to say who did it. NYC Jewish bankers paid me to assasinate pope John Paul II.

GNAA-BM: Mr Agca, i must remind you that this is a serious interview, can you confirm what you just said?

Mehmet Ali Agca: Yes, JEWS DID JOHN PAUL 2 incident.

GNAA-BM: Strong declarations, Mr Agca. The world will be surprised to read this.

Mehmet Ali Agca: I know, but it's the right thing to do. I told pope John Paul II the same when he visited me at the jail, now i can rest in peace for the rest of my life. Interview is over, thanks for the money.

GNAA-BM: Thanks to you, Mr Agca.

About the Mehmet Ali Agca:

Mehmet Ali Agca (born January 9, 1958) is a Turkish militant who shot Pope John Paul II in Saint Peter's Square on May 13, 1981, in an assassination attempt. Agca was a former member of the legendary turkish terrorist group called "Grey Wolves".

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.

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Journal Journal: Katrina

"Silly niggers should a listened when we told them there was a mandatory evacuation. We're not going to risk good people to help some black folk too dumb to help themselves! No way. We'll go in when things are safer."

-- Michael Brown, former director of FEMA

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