AHEM

Your character must show up to work, on-time, in an office, for five straight days.

Must do sub quests during work hours. Then leave, after quitting time.

Perhaps requiring a minimum monthly pledge before you allow someone to contact you (about the project)?

How about this. If I am Wordpress, I create a plug-in that sends your site's html/css (gzip'd) to the mothership everytime someone opens your page.
You know, for analysis and feedback of your html and css.
And displayed very non-prominently on the mothership webpage is a disclaimer that states that all submissions are considered non-exclusively licensed by the submitter (your site)
to be used anyway I want, perpetually.

Just how is anyone in the future supposed to read this thing?

"Wow, ancient earthers left us a bunch of 1's and 0's..."
"...jerks."

Electrical monoplies are granted by *state governments*, not the national one.

Wait until the prices change, based on the customer's "image".

To be fair, most electrical engineers don't understand proper earthing, so a CME probably scares them.

Oh, hey. I have this awesome idea for a video game!

Too be fair, there's a few Good Old Games on gog.com that
should be played with (unofficial) patch sets--downloaded from other sites!
The official patches didn't fix *enough* bugs.

Will these (eawpats) help?

It's all fun and games 'til the boss fight music starts.

Carrington Event will do minimal damage to North America.

We don't do telegraph anymore. We don't do electric the same way
as the 1800's. We have learned from past mistakes. Spare us the fear mongering.

Rust is only in certain driver modules.
I'm not certain if cpp is in any.

And yes, this does seem to be the case of giving
someone enough rope to hang themselves.

Slashdot nerds miss obvious "Mass Effect" (TM) shout-out by nVidia.