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Comment Re:R U Kidding ME? (Score 1) 346

hehehehe, or trade a wife in for a computer, or teach you dog to use a KVM ( I said hit F2 twice, Good boy, here's a biscuit ), or access you entire porn collection from a boat while fishing to impress you friends ......

Sounds like a bad Jeff Foxworthy skit.

You Might be a Techie ........

Comment Re:It's like.... (Score 1) 346

Damn another plumbing reference....
I am a Plumber, master at that, state certified and all. I'm also an MCSE 2000. Plumbing and Computers are very similar.... at least at a high level, not talking glue pipe together or building a computer.
Logic and critical thinking are key. I can go into just about any structure, and surmise the basic layout and routing of the structures plumbing/mechanical system. There are only so many ways to skin a cat.
Doing basic plumbing is alot like networking, writing a script or a web page. If you know what to out come is supposed to be, you can muddle thought it.
Designing a Mechanical System, Water Distribution, Sanitary Piping, HVAC/R, Process Heat Recovery and Redistribution, and make it work correctly and with little maintenance is a whole other issue.
Real Programing, Like Mechanical Engineering, now that is the realm of the Professional. If you want to knock out a simple script to move data from one program to another, change a faucet or toilet, that's fine, Other than that, find a programmer or plumber and make a friend, share a beer, and have him do it. At least you know that it's done right.
Like my daddy said right before he killed my moma, you can hire talent, and fire 'em when the jobs dun, or you buy a friend a Papst Blue Ribbon and have them do it for you, plus talk about the best way to beat your wife and kids. Kidding.....
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Police Called Over 11-Year-Old's Science Project 687

garg0yle writes "Police in San Diego were called to investigate an 11-year-old's science project, consisting of 'a motion detector made out of an empty Gatorade bottle and some electronics,' after the vice-principal came to the conclusion that it was a bomb. Charges aren't being laid against the youth, but it's being recommended that he and his family 'get counseling.' Apparently, the student violated school policies — I'm assuming these are policies against having any kind of independent thought?"

Comment Re:I thought the Dam Busters were American... (Score 1) 175

What the animation didn't show is that the bombs had to be spun up counter clockwise before they were dropped, to get them to bounce on the water. The Lancaster bombers had their bomb bays modified with the mechanism to do this, basically a giant chain and sprocket. Just think about skipping flat rocks on the water, the more spin the more bounces.

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