If you're reading this, you probably have some reason you want to find out more about me. Hopefully I've said something insightful, helpful, or informative. I have no idea if I will ever update this journal or if anyone will read it, so I'll keep this brief. In summary of my life learning to this point: No amount of tech, coolness, or "doing things right" can compare to the satisfaction gained by loving and being loved. I have been blessed, and I hope you will be too!

There is only one thing that will absolutely, 100% get you placed on my foes list(There are others, but I make exceptions to those rules, unlike this one). That offence is to post a link to Goatse.cx.
That was never funny.
It isn't funny now.
It will never be funny.
I'm simply glad that by default slashdot makes it blatently obvious where the link goes. Still, first-timers will still wander in blindly, and the less eyeballs seared by this foulness, the better.
Resign yourself to the fact that posting goatse.cx earns you nothing but enmity, and causes otherwise good men and women to pray for your damnation. Stop posting the damned link.
*Update*and yes, that goes for tubgirl as well. What depraved mind finds these things funny?