Is your buggy and bloated crap even worth ripping off?
The fact that you aren't getting paid what you think your product is worth is not so much about piracy...

...so much as your delusions of adequacy.

...because doing it outside... will get you arrested in most jurisdictions.

That type of manufacturing is typically done... "in house".

How abut as digital "now playing" arcade marquees?

Like this: http://hackaday.com/2012/01/19/adding-digital-game-indicators-to-a-neo-geo-arcade-cabinet/

They're programmed to cycle through all 20 NeoGeo arcade game cartridges I own (and a few I -want- to own...), or any other images I feel like putting up there.

"The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth, whether it's scientific truth or historical truth or personal truth! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based. And if you can't find it within yourself to stand up and tell the truth about what happened, you don't deserve to wear that uniform!" ...but he isn't wearing a uniform.

Counterpoint: Valerie Plame. Who lost their security clearance for leaking confidential info in THAT incident? Oh wait... NO ONE did.

Lybia? The other time... against the Barbary pirates.

Between Twitter, Foursquare, and Facebook's timeline; if you can get friended by the object of your ~amour~ (and if they post/update frequently), you practically have a 24-hour electronic watch in-place. You kids have it so easy these days...