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Journal Journal: I'm going to go and watch a movie now... 1

I'm going to go and watch David Lynch's Blue Velvet (in the comfort of my own home of course). I shall post a salon.com style anal-asis when I'm done...toodle pip!

in the meantime here is some random markov chain output (shakespear+gay scat fan fic):

        Two may wink and his mouth filled my shitty ass!"

Uncle Brian lunged forward. Dad's gaping, hungry
hole!

"How's that I should you shall poison more talk of nine.

*JULIET*

        I hear true ground is no more summers wither in my mouth and by this once. What, ho! you and in the town
        Here lives in night;
        For I am for her mine.

*FRIAR LAURENCE*

        Thou wast but riddling shrift.

*ROMEO*

        Whither?

*Servant*

        Madam, the air.

*JULIET*

        Ay, ay, husband, friend!
        I drew on the earth,
        That pierced the vapors from love,
        An alligator stuff'd, and would say how a portly gentleman;
        And, being misapplied;
        And with a cup of cheveril, that name is not for you: I never after another, our entrance:
        But with some noise within; dear son
        It beats down by my hips upwards, the heaven, and the other. Thou! why,
        thou what a poperin pear!
        Romeo, will beshrew them down!

*JULIET*

        What's here? a prince's doom?
        What curious eye discourses; I am the bed, within my humour not why I am laid low in his fingers around mine.

"Yes, my shitty hand and his brow A parlous knock; and flies with yours too!"

I gasped as upon

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Journal Journal: dadscat 1

The Journey (Part 6)
By Rim4you

Chapter 12

September 24, 1996

"I'm a man!" I groaned. "I've been fucked by a man's cock! I'm not a
boy anymore!"

I scooped Dad's and Uncle Brian's shit into my hands and smeared my body
with their warm filth. Lying on the floor of the basement, wallowing in
the waste of these two men, I gazed up at the candles. They flickered
silently. I lay at the foot of the cross as upon an altar where I was
the victim being offered up to the God of raunch!

Dad and Uncle Brian held me in their arms. Our filthy, smelly bodies
rubbing against one another. My cock stirred and jerked upward within
the confines of the leather jockstrap. I reached down and pulled it
free, stroking it with my shit fillled hand.

The warmth of manturd on my cock, the stench that wafted into my
nostrils made my body tremble and my asshole, my dirty asshole, quivered
at the sensation it had just felt for the very first time!

My tight boy hole was no longer virgin territory. My father had filled
me with his manhood and his seed. I belonged to him now in a special
way.

Reaching up to my Dad, I grasped the back of his neck with my shitty
hand and drew his lips towards mine.

"Am I a man now, Dad?" I whispered, as his lips grazed mine.

"Yes, my son!" he answered, softly. "You are now a man!"

Uncle Brian slid down, trailing wet kisses along my filth covered body.
Closer and closer he slid his mouth towards my hard cock.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm!" I moaned, as he took my raunchy dick into his mouth and
sucked. "Yeah! Suck my dirty dick, Uncle Brian! Fuckin' suck your
shit off my dick!"

I squirmed, thrusting my hips upwards, sinking my cock deep within my
Uncle's mouth.

As he sucked on my dick, he reached up and to his left, ramming his
fingers up his brother's asshole!

"Aaaaaahhhhhh!" Dad groaned, welcoming this intrusion. "Fuck! Give it
to me Brian. Fist my shitty hole!"

Slowly, Dad got up on all fours. He positioned himself over me, his
cock hanging over my mouth.

"My fuckhole is so hungry, Brian! I need your fist up my ass!"

Uncle Brian took his mouth off of my dick and knelt between my
outstreatched legs and Dad's upturned ass. He worked several fingers in
and out of Dad's asshole. The pasty goo oozing out of Dad's shithole
served as lube as Uncle Brian inserted all five of his fingers in Dad's
butthole!

"Fuck yeah! Give it to me, little brother! More!" Dad groaned,
pushing his hairy ass back onto Uncle Brian's disappearing fingers.
The knuckles penetrated. Dad maoned out loud and reached for the bottle
of Rush.

I could hear him inhaling the vapors from the bottle deeply. I sucked
his cock into my mouth.

"Ah fuck!" Dad cried out, as my head jerked upward to swallow his
semi-hard cock and Uncle Brian's hand sunk into Dad's gaping, hungry
hole!

"How's that feel, brother?"

"Fuckin' wonderful, Brian! Fuck me! Punch my ass, little brother!"

Uncle Brian scooped some of the shit from my body and coated his arm
with it. Sighing with animal lust he began fucking Dad's ass with his
fist.

"More! More!" Dad grunted, pushing his ass back taking more of Uncle
Brian's arm up his ass. "Find something up there you like, Brian?"

"I feel shit, Chris!" Uncle Brian yelled, "I can feel your fuckin' butt
slop!"

"Yeah! Dig for shit, little brother! Dig for my stinking shit! That's
your playground, Brian! Give it to me, fucker! Punch my dirty ass!"

Uncle Brian pistoned his fist in and out of Dad's ass. When he withdrew
his hand completely I could feel Dad's warm shit oozing out of his
asshole onto my dick. I sucked his cock harder.

"Yeah! You fuckiin' cocksucker! Suck my dick, Philip! Suck it while
your Uncle fists my shitty asshole!"

"Fuckin' shit pigs!" Uncle Brian shouted. "We're fuckin' dirty pigs!"

"Fist my raunchy ass, Brian! Shove your fuckin' arm up my dirty ass!"

Uncle Brian lunged forward. Dad's greedy hole swallowed his brother's
arm up to the elbow!

"Yes! Yes! You fuckin' bitch! Pound my ass, Brian! Suck my fuckin'
dick, Philip! Don't stop! Please don't stop, the both of you!
Aaaaaahhhhhh! Fuck!"

Uncle Brian and I worked in unison giving pleasure to Dad. The one
fisting; the other sucking; Dad moaning in ecstacy.

"Need more!" Dad yelled. "I wanna feel Philip's fist up my ass with
yours too!"

I gasped as Dad pulled his dick out of my mouth.

"Get back there with your Uncle, Philip, and shove your fist up my
hungry asshole! I want you both at the same time!"

I wiggled myself from beneath my Dad and knelt beside my Uncle Brian
whose arm was embedded in his brother's shithole.

"There's some crisco in the toy bag, Philip. Lube your hand up with
it."

I retrieved the can and proceded to grease up my hand and forearm.

"Are you ready, Philip?"

"Oh yeah!" I hissed as Uncle Brian retracted his arm to his wrist.

"Fuck me, guys!" Dad hollered, "I wanna feel the both of you up my ass
digging for shit!"

"Slide your fingers up your Dad's ass, one at a time, Philip. Do it
slow. Take your time. When you're all the way in, hold my hand!"

I did as I was told. One finger at a time.

"Fuck! Fuck!" Dad yelled. "Give it to me, son!"

Slowly, my hand disappeared into the gaping, dirty hole. My hand slid
alongside that of my Uncle's and he curled his fingers around mine.

"Ah shit!" Dad let out a loud gasp. He looked back at us, his eyes
glazed with lust. "Fucking pigs!" he screamed. "Fuck me! Fist fuck
my shitty ass!"

In tandem, Uncle Brian and I pumped our fists deeper and deeper into the
willing, hungry asshole. As we fisted Dad's ass, Uncle Brian kissed me
deeply. Our mouths greedily sucking each other's tongues as our fists
punched away in the sewer of my Dad's filthy butthole.

"Aaaaaahhhhhh! Yeeeeessssss! Yeah! Pound my motherfuckin' dirty ass!
Fuck me! Dig the shit outta my ass, you fuckin' sluts! Fuckin' pigs!"

As I gazed upwards, the candles flickered softly, casting their glow
upon the cross which the three of us, eerily were kneeling before.
Together, we were upon the altar of Raunch. A new sacrificial lamb was
being offered up to the God of Shit!

I clasped my Uncle Brian's huge, uncut cock in my free hand and began
stroking.

"Jack me off, Philip! Make me cum!"

I pull and pull on his cock, milking the pre-cum from his pisshole. He
reaches for my dick and returns the favor. Stroke for stroke, we
masturbate one another as we bury our fists up Dad's filthy asshole.

A million shocks of pleausure envelope my body. I'm tingling all over.
So much has happened to me tonight. So many new discoveries. Pain with
pleasure. Pleasure with pain!

The journey that began several months ago has opened up for me a whole
new world that I embrace willingly.

"Yes! Yes! Jack me off too, Uncle Brian! I wanna cum again!"

Together, the three of us pull on cocks. We are untied, bound together
in a very special union.

"Fuck! Fuck!" we gasp in unison, "I'm gonna fuckin' shoot!"

Our bodies heave and tremble. Dad impales himself more deeply upon mine
and Uncle Brian's fists as he ejaculates upon the floor.

One by one. One right after another, our cocks explode sending ropes of
cum flying in the air.

As Uncle Brian and I retract our hands from Dad's ass, a slurping sound
is heard. His puckering bud flares and a foul smelling fart hisses from
his fisted hole. It's stink fills my nostrils as I collapse onto him,
my mouth at his asshole. Sucking. Nursing at the brown shit log he's
pushing out of his asshole into my mouth.

I tumble onto the floor, my mouth filled with Dad's shit. Uncle Brian
collapses beside me and kisses me deeply. A sloppy, slurping shit kiss.
Dad too, crashes to the floor, panting heavily in the aftermath of his
orgasm. He moans and releases a flow of warm piss that streams its way
towards Uncle Brian and I.

I am in heaven! The journey of a boy to manhood is completed.

Epilogue

January 1, 2000

It's cold outside. The wind is whipping snow against the window. I'm
making this enty into my journal sitting on a rim seat gazing at the
falling snow.

Dad is under the rim seat receiving my morning dump, the way he always
does, in his hungry mouth!

As for Uncle Brian. He lives here with Dad and I now. He's our lover.
We're each other's lovers. Strange isn't it, how things come about?

As Dad feeds from my asshole, Uncle Brian is sucking on my pissing cock.
Outside, the snow is swirling. Everything is beautiful. What more
could a sixteen-year-old teenage boy ask for?
You tell me!

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Journal Journal: Another song (i'm drunk) 3

I WRITE THE SONGS

I'd been a fag forever
When I raped my very first boy
I put my cock and the boys ass together
I am Jon Katz, and I love big dongs

I suck the dongs that make the whole world cringe
I suck the dongs of boys and lick their rings
I suck the dongs so hard the young boys cry
I suck the dongs, I suck the dongs

My cock lies within you
And I've got my own place in your hole
Now when I spurt out through me eye
I'm young again, even though I'm very old

I suck the dongs that make the whole world cringe
I suck the dongs of boys and lick their rings
I suck the dongs so hard the young boys cry
I suck the dongs, I suck the dongs

Oh my Katz spooge makes you dance
Might give you AIDS so take a chance
And I touched your cock 'n' hole so you can spooge
Hot spooge fills my mouth, well that's a real fine place to start

It's from me it's for you
It's from you, it's the best
It's a world wide NAMBLA-fest

I suck the dongs that make the whole world cringe
I suck the dongs of boys and lick their rings
I suck the dongs so hard the young boys cry
I suck the dongs, I suck the dongs

Music

Journal Journal: Favorite Things 10

crapfloods and trolling and raping small kittens
nice wider pages and wanking with mittens
turd report packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favorite things

grits covered portman and ASCII art doodles
ACs and CLITers and Katz sex with poodles
wild trolls that fly with plus five mod scoring
these are a few of my favorite things

when the ban hits, when I can't post, when I'm feeling sad
i simply remember my favorite things
then i don't feel so bad

Rob Malda chugs penis in fan fiction slashes
taco snot over my nose and eyelashes
BSD dying and that goatse ring
these are a few of my favorite things

grits covered portman and ASCII art doodles
ACs and CLITers and Katz sex with poodles
wild trolls that fly with plus five mod scoring
these are a few of my favorite things

when the ban hits, when I can't post when, I'm feeling sad
i simply remember my favorite things
then i don't feel so bad

yeah! yeah!

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Journal Journal: Please Save Little Timmy! 2

From: LittleTimmy
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Programming

Journal Journal: Introducing UAG! 28

Version 0.9 of UAG is ready to go, keep an eye out for it!

UAG is the Unicode Art Generator. It takes as input a raw grayscale image and a text file and combines the two to create dithered unicode artwork!

It attempts to get past all of slashcodes inconveniences such as lameness, compression and that horrid thing it does where it inserts spaces into your text if you have to many non-whitespace characters in a row.

I hope you enjoy it when you see it. Feel free to post comments and suggestions here.

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Journal Journal: Random Unicode Crapflood test 2

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penfix redbob sathom
filmun lotgor homnoc
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muncam kakyes nockal
kakrel zopyip tavsus
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