on by's Journal: I'm going to go and watch a movie now...

I'm going to go and watch David Lynch's Blue Velvet (in the comfort of my own home of course). I shall post a salon.com style anal-asis when I'm done...toodle pip!

in the meantime here is some random markov chain output (shakespear+gay scat fan fic):

        Two may wink and his mouth filled my shitty ass!"

Uncle Brian lunged forward. Dad's gaping, hungry
hole!

"How's that I should you shall poison more talk of nine.

*JULIET*

        I hear true ground is no more summers wither in my mouth and by this once. What, ho! you and in the town
        Here lives in night;
        For I am for her mine.

*FRIAR LAURENCE*

        Thou wast but riddling shrift.

*ROMEO*

        Whither?

*Servant*

        Madam, the air.

*JULIET*

        Ay, ay, husband, friend!
        I drew on the earth,
        That pierced the vapors from love,
        An alligator stuff'd, and would say how a portly gentleman;
        And, being misapplied;
        And with a cup of cheveril, that name is not for you: I never after another, our entrance:
        But with some noise within; dear son
        It beats down by my hips upwards, the heaven, and the other. Thou! why,
        thou what a poperin pear!
        Romeo, will beshrew them down!

*JULIET*

        What's here? a prince's doom?
        What curious eye discourses; I am the bed, within my humour not why I am laid low in his fingers around mine.

"Yes, my shitty hand and his brow A parlous knock; and flies with yours too!"

I gasped as upon