I'm confused. Should I keep watching Duck Dynasty and Honey Boo Boo? Where should I eat? Is it ok to eat at Taco Bell and Subway still?

All the music in existence will suddenly disappear when Pandora, Rhapsody, and Spotify get shut down.

A person who walks their dog really slow, most of the time with a limp. They look around real slow and bug eyed when the dog stops to take a dump hoping no one notices them and they can slowly slither away. Seriously do dog owners only take their dogs on walks to let them poop??? I thought dogs were supposed to get a lot of exercise.

Once built it will lift off and roam the Earth, hovering over the oceans, able to evade all tax laws.

Shaving, putting on makeup, fiddling with GPS, reading books, reading newspapers, eating breakfast

It would probably most likely be a little more efficient if people cancelled their cable and internet and didn't buy any new technological devices for 6-12 months. Hitting profits would probably mostly likely be a little better than standing on a sidewalk somewhere with a stick sign.

I thought patents were given out to people who invent things, not repackage or rename existing technology with one little thing changed?

First world problems.

are asleep.

Now the iPhone will send data directly to the NSA when you are playing Candy Crush while taking a dump.

Alone all I need is Candy Crush and a good battery, shouldn't be a problem.

Great to see them coming out with more devices. Hopefully they will start migrating back to their pre-Jobs era and we can have a ton of devices to choose from.

What if you don't sleep and just take drugs to boost myelin?

"He that lieth down with dogs shall rise up with fleas"

Companies have one main goal, to make money. If you're looking for something free ask the government.