I am happy with the USPS, and, coincidentally, it happens to be mandated by the US Constitution.

Not mandated, as much as permitted by Article I, Section 8.

Congress has the power to establish the Post Office, but it is not required to. Nonetheless, since it is a legitimate Federal function per the Constitution, I have no problem with the USPS.

Should that be "Don't phase me, bro!"?

Hate to tell you this, but Korea and Vietname are two different countries.

BSD licensed code will always be free,

So I can go and use and publish the source to the WinNT TCP/IP stack? That was BSD licensed originally.

Dogs have owners.
Cats have staff.

1. Don't put it on the web
2. Learn how to use robots.txt

No, no, no.

He put the 8 and the 12 together in a RAIN (Redundant Array of Insignificant Numbers)

Mod parent -1 incredibly naive

Sounds like William Gibson got there first. Red Star, Winter Orbit.

Cheese eating surrender monkeys, who surrendered to the RIAA (and the French equivalent).

I'm waiting for the heavy data.

You had a hill? We had to go up a 20 mile vertical cliff

ST-01 SCSI Controller. But it was SCSI 1.

MS pushed OS/2 to Lotus as the "Next Big Thing". Lotus spent their development dollars on 123 for OS/2. Then MS came out with Windows 3.0 instead (with Excel/Word/etc...) , and Lotus couldn't react in time.

Did that at my last job. Had dual 1280x1024 17"ers. Turned one of 'em portrait mode, and used it for writing docs and web browsing.

Unbelievable.