Comment Re:Quick! (Score 4, Funny) 419
> Dude, seriously. That was a pretty corny joke.
And yet there's a kernel of truth to it.
> Dude, seriously. That was a pretty corny joke.
And yet there's a kernel of truth to it.
> WTF? I regularly post to slashdot while I'm driving to
What, was Candlejack in the passenger sea
> Go insane. It's the new encryption.
My brain will be running Windows Millenium Hand and Shrimp.
> SELECT * FROM underage_children ORDERBY date_of_birth DESC;
Error: 1337 (PARTYVAN): Why don't you have a seat over there?
> That was my last adventure game.
You should give the old LucasArts adventures a try. They were specifically designed so that you could never get stuck or lose the game or get killed for stupid reasons. It meant you could relax and enjoy the game's story, and it was almost always well worth it.
> How do you think the internet was created? With lots and lots of netbeans.
That would explain the vast fields of corn^H^H^H^H porn.
> Or is it *both* Impossible and not Impossible?
Well, yes and no...
> Almost all verbs in English are irregular
They're really not, though. There are thousands of regular verbs in English, and only around 300 irregular ones--and even some of those are slowly regularizing. For instance, the past tense of "help" was "holp" around 400 years ago.
> Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just
> like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...
-1, being a dick
-1, excaping from jail
-1, fucking up lots of shit
I suspected a "whoosh" situation, but I couldn't resist the chance to rip on Looney at (moderate) length. He's fairly recent, too--he published his book in 1920 or so.
> Shakespeare? Isn't he the guy that invented the ball-point pen?
No, he's the guy who invented fishing tackle.
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.