Granted, my research is strictly anecdotal, and I'm a catastrophically biased researcher in the first place, so you should probably mod me overrated even if I'm at -1.
But seriously, guys. I've noticed a much worse bug in facebook: Baby pictures.
I threw my entire life away because I knew I wouldn't be able to handle corporate culture. Every day some new father traipsing into work with photographic evidence of his inability to utilize birth control and demanding ritualistic expressions of adoration and amazement that he both figured out what to do with that dangly blood balloon and found a woman who didn't retch at the idea of aiding and abetting his genetic material's nefarious goals.
So now, here I am, unemployed and thinking about delivering pizzas again, at least safe in the knowledge that I'm free of retribution should some recent parent decide my emotional display didn't sate their narcissistic need for attention. Craigslist jobs section is getting boring. Let's see what hilarious inanity my friends have posted to their profiles.
Oh no.
Oh God no.
Is that a raisin? No, that's your purple, mucous covered mess of a clone fresh out of the vagina. A picture so offensive it wouldn't have even been acceptable in an office environment, but now thanks to the magic of facebook's YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR FRIEND'S FRIENDS LIVES policy is totally socially acceptable and rapidly becoming ubiquitous.
So now I have nothing. Is anyone hiring? I'll pretend your kids are cute.