Oh, I get it! This question for Ask Slashdot must come from the Slashdot beta team.
Now, I understand that as a Slashdot beta developer you don't know how to program. We can all see that.
Web site development is more difficult than the programs you are used to where you drag a picture of a shape onto another picture of the shape, or how when a large colored shape is presented you click on the corresponding color image.
All of that "cryptic jargon" is important to computers. Just like all that "cryptic jargon" in legal agreements is important to judges.
Since you must be on the Slashdot beta development team, I'll point out that people sometimes don't like it when you make changes. Try some of these:
* Go to the Louvre with a paintbrush and some oil paints. Attempt to fix the eyebrows on the Mona Lisa, because they have faded off. Tell me how people like your slight changes.
* Go to the Royal Academy of Arts and slightly modify DaVinci's Last Supper. Maybe stand the salt shaker back up and paint over some of the damage that was done after people cut an arch through it for a doorway, or after the WW2 bombing damage. See how well people respond.
* Pay a visit to the Sistine Chapel, that thing has lots of cracks on it. Tell me what happens after you climb up to the ceiling with your bucket off plaster to fix the cracks.
* The White House lawn looks nice, but it could be changed to allow more foot traffic. Tell me what happens when you take your backhoe up to the presidential mansion and being excavating for new footpaths.
Any change, no matter how tiny, has the potential to destroy the essence of the item. You got that, Slashdot beta team?