If the parents and in-laws didn't come in each Thanksgiving the August 20s would probably be a lot like November 14th.

Or they could cut to the chase and follow one of those penis enlargement cream spam emails.

Honestly, releasing statements like this does Wikileaks no credit. Its hard to appreciate the foundation with such a narcissist doing the PR.

Done by someone who can actually direct, like Christopher Nolan.

Oh, FPS games, nevermind.

I don't have the engineering degree to say with any authority that this is true, but:

As far as I can predict, I believe it would be perfectly safe from tsunamis. In typical tsunami situations the people most safe are the fishers off shore, as for them they simply feel it as a brief wave rolling under them. Once the force hits against the land mass, however, it gets ugly and destructive.

I'm sure your standard violent ocean torrent/storm is still a great danger.

I'll get Ben Affleck on it right away.

Researchers are noted for a certain disconnect from triviality, not reality.

I thought we agreed to not use the word 'cybercrime' !

[Citation needed]

Absolutely I do.

Palpatine's got both.

Who says 'delta difference'? 'Difference in speed' or 'delta speed' please. This could've been really bad if the truck driver was actually just leaned down to pick up some fritos off the floor.

Being the largest employer does not mean you employ the majority of the populace.

China gave birth to 4 times as many babies as the US in 2010, so obviously they just love making tons of babies over there.

He was jabbing at the lack of specificity. Woosh yourself.

The Consumer Product Safety Commission bans lawn darts, therefore Americans are 'fucking morons'.

Excellent extrapolation, except the only thing you proved is that the CPSC and you have something in common.