IT also forgot to tell them not to set their password as password, 1234, or their birthdate.

The most secure transactions you can make is cash out of your wallet. Only person who can take it then is a mugger (or a girlfriend) and at least then I know when it happens and how much is missing. All these alternative payment systems (including debit and credit cards) are ripe for the taking because of the numerous hands and systems that touch the payment information along the way.

It's called a dildo.

This is the perfect excuse to stop talking to your family.

I'm shocked. The US government would never do something like that ever! A shame this will never reach +5 Sarcastic

The upmods are entirely dependent on the moderators for the day. Which is the drawback to the system, there's human error. Maybe Skynet can fix this?

Find a consultant to help with both upgrade and initial maintenance, not only will they take a big load off of you initially for the proper setup, they can teach and show you what is applicable to YOUR network, and take the blame if things go wrong down the road. Full Disclosure: I'm a network consultant. PS. Do you want my card? I like the sounds of unlimited budget :P

Now we allow them to throw projectiles?!?! Looks like I'll be purchasing my EMP weapon earlier than I thought.

In all seriousness, I would prefer to have an expert handle the sex change.

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Buying a DVD from a best buy, for instance, I can find the smoking deals every week with 5 dollar movies. No chance of finding that for a blu-ray movie. I also prefer my DVD collection since I can watch them on any computer in the house, and my TV's, while blu-ray can only play from my work machine.

I have the only things that should be on my real life desktop. Keyboard, mouse, monitors, beer.

I object to letting our robotic overlords have control of nuclear material.

The ability to surf while at work for useless things!....oh wait....