The students will be asked to voluntarily submit a DNA sample. The cotton swabs will come with two bar code labels. One label will be put on the DNA sample and the other is kept for the students own records.
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just like most people hadn't owned a smart phone before getting the iPhone.
Hahahahahaha! No wait, that wasn't a joke - you seriously believe that, don't you?
Most people don't own an Iphone full stop. Nokia have 40% share - and Apple have not very much. Perhaps it was the first smart phone for most Iphone users, but that tells us little - it may well be true that most Nokia owners got a Nokia as their first smart phone, and same for all other makes.
But "revolutionary to most Iphone users" isn't "revolutionary to most people". Since the Iphone has less than 5% market share, this is clearly true. At least, it would be if you relied on market facts, rather than making it up as you go along.
And can you give me a definition of smart phone that included the original Iphone, but doesn't include most feature phones? Thought not.
You seriously base your logic on "Most people haven't owned a tablet PC, therefore the Ipad will be revolutionary"? That's absurd logic. The same reasoning would apply to any non-Apple tablet too. Sorry, you don't get to be revolutionary when you're not first. The popularity argument is dubious anyway (was Windows and IE revolutionary, because it was most people's first experience?), but it's laughable to claim it to a vaporware product that isn't even released, and isn't remotely near being something that most people use.
The hardest part of climbing the ladder of success is getting through the crowd at the bottom.