How many decades is it going to spend blinking 12:00?

Space memes...

The more rope you give a criminal, the more likely he is to hang YOU with it.

I can already feel my epeen swelling.

I can't believe it; I thought I was the only person unlucky enough to have someone that vapid. I have a girl here that always calls me saying, "I saved this picture in Word and now I can't open it? Why is Word broken!?" I sent her a publisher document and instead of double clicking it, she opened Word, clicked open, navigated to the folder, and then complained when she couldn't find it! They get pissed at me when things don't work the way they imagine things should. Do you lock your door using your pecker? No, you use your keys. There are right tools and there are wrong tools for each job.

Use linux?

Hardly sounds like a concern of someone in an emerging market that would eye a low cost starter edition, but what do I know?

But will it run Vista? ...wait...

Apple only needs one version because they only have two types of client: Media designers and coffee shop hipster douche bags; and no one cares about the needs of coffee shop hipster douche bags.

...but it doesn't seem idiotic to run a web/mail server off a netbook?

So you're saying it's the government's fault black people don't have jobs and are on welfare? "The white man" is keeping "the black man" down by giving him free money? I take it that means no one would cry racism when someone would want to remove welfare programs then.

Requiring ratings isn't censorship; it's classification. Refusing the sale of unclassified material is censorship-- especially when you have the power to both define and apply the classifications.

Who here over 25 didn't play with lawn darts growing up by throwing them strait up and running around trying to not get yourself impaled?

He said atheist, not Catholic.

The Mayans predicted Skynet...