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...our Boss does not want to monitor our employees.

However, as IT we know that SOME monitoring has to be done. We have found out that MOST of our monitoring does not even need to take place. We simply restrict access through Active Directory and DNS.

Oh! THEIR app store. Now I get it.

So...in order to get an official app on my phone that app must be in the app store.
So...in order to get into the app store that app must pass Apple's moral police.

So...that would be censorship.

Why does Apple get to censor ANYTHING on my phone? It is MY phone, not THEIRS!

I will take "Don't be Evil" for $600 Alex.

that accelerometers can't match.

A HA HA HA!!! Sure buddy. Whatever you say.
You don't expect people to believe that do you?

More precision than highly sensitive scientific instruments!
A HA HA HA!!! Sure buddy. Whatever you say.

I know I will get slammed but whatever.

"And it's not just the hackers; third-party influentials and industry leaders like Cisco tell us regularly that our focus and investment continues to surpass others."

Exactly. When a vulnerability is discovered Microsoft has 100s of people who are paid specifically to ID it and fix it. When a high priority security issue is discovered Microsoft pushes out a fix within hours or maybe a day or two. Other companies, you will be lucky to get a fix within a week or a month.

Yes, I know there are examples where the fast response did not happen. However, 90% of the time you even hear about a security hole is because Microsoft has just released a patch for it.

Apple has many proprietary products too. Though the operating system for the iPhone, iPod and iPad is proprietary, we strongly believe that all standards pertaining to the web should be open.

Please write open stuff. Just use closed stuff to write it.
Apple: Making perfect sense, as always.

/.'s code rounded up the D to a T.
Use a double because clearly more precision is needed.

I have Internet Explorer, Fire Fox and Chrome. I regularly use all 3.
So in what group do I fall into?

LOL. I was going to mention that. But I assumed Apple enhanced it at least some.

Embrace
Extend
Extinguish

...that Mars makes a great banana this time of year.

It is not "tacky". The word you wanted was "hypocritical".

I know we lost, what I assume is, millions. (Probably $150 per screw) Someone's car got smashed. We almost killed people. We probably set the program back X amount of time. X amount of time is going to cost, what I assume is, millions. But still...

We laugh at Fail Blog so...can't we laugh at this a little? Or maybe at least chuckle?