Just wait until Al-Qaeda gets a hold of this technology

a while

I actually have flash memories of Bourbon street stored on flash memory.

I don't get why they want to keep taking food and burning it in engines when there are so many starving people.

What is twitter? Is that some new web site or something?

Learn about the real world.

This is quite true. When I got my BS is CS, I had to take a class on Ecology. Yea, ecology, who gives a crap about it? So I had to write some stupid liberal paper on how some poor cute owl is losing its habitat or something meaningless like that. Anyway, I googled the animal and found a nice essay which I didn't copy word for word, but pretty much used every fact on that paper I could find. The professor was smart enough to do the same thing and pointed out to me that it was obvious that I just googled and got all the info from this paper, so I only got a B- on the paper.

I think nowadays it's perfectly fine in America to say something that offends most everyone, as long as you don't offend any minorities, then it's a hate crime.

I am a descendant of Adam, and since the bible was written about him, I should get royalties on every Bible sale!

This is right up there with that politician who wanted to sue God.

How can they leave off Dr Dre????

Yes, Justice. The company was testing out the software they were installing for the DVD, while doing that they saw that there were child porn videos. The company has an obligation to humanity to tell the authorities, this person is promoting children being sexually abused, give me a break if you don't think it's justified. Should they be allowed to just randomly search your drive, no, not really. Still if they find something like that, they should report it and it should be usable. If you don't like it.... DONT LOOK A PICTURES OF NAKED CHILDREN YOU SICK @#$@#

Janitorial Engineer, because it requires the least amount of schooling.

not enough of them

My theory is that Chuck Norris brought down the plane