Dark Lord of Ohio - Slashdot User

Comment w00t? (Score 0) 170

by Dark Lord of Ohio on Friday November 30, 2012 @10:26AM (#42141071) Attached to: In Calculator Arms Race, Casio Fires Back: Color Touchscreen ClassPad

just add two extra buttons and you will have an iPod, phone and such... meh...

Comment big deal... (Score 0) 78

by Dark Lord of Ohio on Thursday May 31, 2012 @04:34AM (#40164361) Attached to: Ore-Sniffing Dogs Rediscovered By Mining Industry

My Labrador retriever sniffs ore when I play minecraft on Xbox. Always finds coal, diamonds, iron, gold... No problem. I just say: Gaia, find me some carbon. And she wags her tail when I approach the spot. Sheesh...

Comment how??? (Score 0) 268

by Dark Lord of Ohio on Tuesday May 15, 2012 @08:19AM (#40003925) Attached to: UK In Danger From Electromagnetic Bomb, Says Defense Secretary

How do the Brits gonna secure themselves from EMP blast?? Use candles, pigeons (or sparrows maybe, anyway faster birds...) handmade paper and live in houses built of stone and drive cars like Fred Flintstone?

Comment ALUMINIUM (Score 0) 153

by Dark Lord of Ohio on Tuesday May 15, 2012 @08:15AM (#40003893) Attached to: Foxconn CEO Fuels iTV Rumors

I prefer to say Aluminium than Aluminum... Aluminum is soooo hipster and Californian... bleh.

Comment Re:no transformers found, I guess? (Score 2) 68

by Dark Lord of Ohio on Friday November 18, 2011 @10:23AM (#38097720) Attached to: High Resolution Global Topographic Map of Moon

I don't want to see what made a 100M or larger footprint!

I do! ... from a safe distance, of course.

yeah, me too... armed with SAM, I guess a shotgun or rifle would not do any good...

Comment skipdrive, slipspace drive, FTL... (Score 0) 442

by Dark Lord of Ohio on Friday November 18, 2011 @10:13AM (#38097602) Attached to: OPERA Group Repeats Faster-Than-Light Neutrino Results

it's all going to happen soon! Then we will find the Covenant, The Flood, Wraith ehmmm themmm..... Cylons! Borgs and thanks to some genius Italian we will all die suffering from plasma burns (remember, rebels don't have plasma guns...), we will be assimilated and we are really screwed now.

Comment Re:Doesn't cover the poles. (Score 0) 68

by Dark Lord of Ohio on Friday November 18, 2011 @10:08AM (#38097550) Attached to: High Resolution Global Topographic Map of Moon

Polish people don't live on the moon...

Prove it!

Comment Re:no transformers found, I guess? (Score 1) 68

by Dark Lord of Ohio on Friday November 18, 2011 @10:05AM (#38097522) Attached to: High Resolution Global Topographic Map of Moon

damn... you're right... I was reading fast, to write 1st comment :)

Comment no transformers found, I guess? (Score 2) 68

by Dark Lord of Ohio on Friday November 18, 2011 @09:09AM (#38097020) Attached to: High Resolution Global Topographic Map of Moon

merde... sacre bleu... I guess now the footprints from 1969 and other goodies are visible in HD? what about Transformers vessel(s)? Anyone have spotted anything?

Comment Re:This is not a good advertisement (Score 1) 200

by Dark Lord of Ohio on Tuesday November 08, 2011 @04:58PM (#37990270) Attached to: Airline to Offer In-Flight Adult Movies

But action movies with violence, blood, heavy drug use and other such things are much more better than watching someone making love?

making love... LOL, are we making love, asked porn actress before she started to gurgle with her deeeeeeep throat and after she has been DPd :)

Comment Re:something else (Score 1) 169

by Dark Lord of Ohio on Thursday November 03, 2011 @03:19AM (#37931142) Attached to: Asteroid Passes Closer To Earth Than the Moon on Nov 8

According to TFA, the asteroid is mostly black and "aircraft carrier sized". The first thing that flashed into my mind was that it would be very interesting if radar images during the flyby revealed it was in fact a very, Very VERY old spacecraft.

from a galaxy far away... my guess it is a Tantive IV, size fits. A bit.

Comment if not nuclear... (Score 1) 298

by Dark Lord of Ohio on Wednesday November 02, 2011 @08:18AM (#37918392) Attached to: Belgium To Give Up Nuclear Power

if not nuclear power then what? I haven't heard about this guy from Italy that his cold fusion worked so we will be using resources like coal... which will dissapear probably by the beginning of the next century. Wind and solar power, OK, but not everywhere... so, please enlighten me what my grandkids will have to run their xboxes, dishwashers and ipads...

Comment professores (Score 1) 243

by Dark Lord of Ohio on Monday October 31, 2011 @07:38AM (#37893088) Attached to: The Weight of an e-Book

I work, I pay taxes and when I read such things I am going nuts. WTF???? My tax money goes into some academic pockets so that he can sit for weeks thinking about how much does one ebook weight??? Dammit! I thought such things are over and such debates were finished couple of hundreds years ago! It is like how many devils will fit on the needle tip... gimme a break.

Comment Oh my... (Score 1) 61

by Dark Lord of Ohio on Monday October 24, 2011 @11:45AM (#37818832) Attached to: Bug Opens Chrome to Easy Remote Code Execution

Whooops :) Shit happens LOL

Comment touch dis... (Score 1) 124

by Dark Lord of Ohio on Thursday October 20, 2011 @04:31PM (#37782464) Attached to: MC Hammer Launches a Search Engine

taramtamtam.... can't touch this! tamtararamtamtam, wiredoo, can't touch this. I hope that users of his search engine won't have to suffer watching his famous 3 minute video... before they will get their search results.

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