Next one will be the M5

"Coincidences happen every day. But I don't trust coincidences."

...until NordVPN won't run!

I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support!

I just have a cheap digital alarm clock I got as a subscription bonus for some magazine. Too primitive to fail.

"Working for Reagan alone should give him a permanent pass with the MAGA Qult."

You apparently haven't gotten the word: MAGA and QAnon despise Reagan and everything he stood for and the people who set policy during his administration, although sometimes they're coy about admitting it.

I don't really have any need to be running DOS, aside from a few games I have run in DOSBox. But I'm sure there are people out there who want it, although I don't have any particulars.

And I note that they have *not* open-sourced the widely-popular 3. 1, 2 and now 4. They're taking care to pick the ones that even most people who still want a DOS would not want.

"CNC porn? Verboten!"

Well, yeah. I'd think porn involving an automatic router would be pretty painful, not to mention dangerous.

"Security flaw...or security feature?"

"In any case, it's an easy fix. Just randomize the order."

To quote Marvin Minsky, "Well, it has [biases], it's just that you don't know what they are."

Is like "almost a virgin".

"Fox News is less sensational?"

Than the more unhinged websites? Easily. Boggles the mind, doesn't it?

'Their first project is a reboot of Hogans Heroes - except this time there are plenty of good people on both sides"

And Colonel Klink will be a black woman.

"Hollywood has always been woke and always tackled fringe issues"

The Hays Office says, "Hi!".