Gizmodo reposted (they even say it at the bottom [I know, /., who rtfa anyway?])

Give the guy his clicks: http://blog.agoeldi.com/

F-Zero
http://www.retronintendoreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/F-Zero006.png

Easy way to get around that: Stick your arm out to the passenger's side and text like that, even more dangerous!

I think that was his point, back in the day (lol) people weren't spamming so much so it was ok to allow anyone to post links without worrying about moderation. You would get a few spam links and tons (relatively) of valid links

Wait wait wait, I thought you got the apple maps walking joke, but the funny part is that there's actually a place called Middelfart. I thought that's what you were confused about, lol!

So expensive, they had to create a new number!

Also funny because this story was double-posted to correct redundant dollars ($1 Billiion dollar... to $1 Billiion) yet they still forgot to correct the redundant "i".

Smb2 was some other game that they changed the sprites to have Mario characters. The first Smb2 was released in the US as the 'Lost Levels' in All Stars.

http://www.mariowiki.com/Yume_Kojo:_Doki_Doki_Panic

I think that's so they can skip paying income tax, not because of generosity.

Only in Amerca

TFA says less than 1% (waaaay off from +20%), which doesn't beat the 6%, so no. Also, it was 96-98% of african american voters that voted, not of all african american voters.

Maybe...they're still asleep?

They think the pirated copies still have the warnings. Remember how smart they are.

Haha no no I'm saying the internet is useless if you can only commercialize it. If some website can get shut down for stuff that their users put up (not the site operators...), who's going to make a site that users can upload anything? There was an infographic I saw last week that made the point succinctly: If someone shoplifts from or even just robs your store, then the government can shut down your store. Why would anyone want to open up a store anymore?

The other problem is that people might stop creating these great sites/services because you can't "just browse" to them or venture capitalists won't fund the startup. Anonymity and an underground internet is useless if all the cool stuff is just taken down (as opposed to blocked) or even worse, never created in the first place. For example, can we secretly get to megaupload now? What about it's competitors that have disabled file sharing?

Yep, at first I was like, "What a jerk, he's totally going to get fired." Then I saw he was the president of his company.
Then I was like, "Well he's not going to fire himself, then his company won't have any employees."