#1 youre full of shit if you expected me to be ready to die
#2 i wasn't banned from anything
and #3 there is no help, all of my friends left me because i am too sad to be around. nobody gives a flying fuck. and that is the truth. Nobody really gives a shit and human beings are fucking trash bags.

And #4 I just logged into facebook to get your dumbass a screenshot and i got this notification lol

"We're sorry we got this wrong. We reviewed your comment again and it does follow our Community Standards.
We appreciate you taking the time to request a review. Your feedback helps us do better."

Oh you think i should kill myself too?
Fuck it say the word I fucking hate my life. I will live stream and kill myself right now and name you in the video.

Fucking say it.

I do standup comedy and sometimes the only way to get cancellations of events is a posting on facebook.

Aww you poor soul taking it upon yourself to stop the spread of misinformation.
You might a well build a giant sandcastle by the beach tide!!

I was considering buying an oculus quest.
Now I am definitely never buying a product that requires a facebook account.

I didn't get banned, I got warned. And I am definitely bitter and angry but also self aware and honest

I recommended someone watch game of thrones and they said that the book was better.

I was a brat and told them that saying "the book is better" is not an opinion its a tired ass cliche that nobody has appreciated hearing for at least 60 years.

I've had facebook for 18 years and deleted my account today.

Someone told me to kill myself on facebook.
I replied who says stuff like that to strangers? You sound like a POS.

He reported me. Facebook said I was harassing him and that I'm a bully.
I appealed. They confirmed I am a bully and my behavior is inappropriate on their platform.

I am not allowed to stand up for myself or defend myself on facebook.
Then I deleted my account. I suppose I will go the extra step and delete whatsapp and instagram too.
Fuck facebook.

1st let me say that I LOVE watching information youtube content at 1.25 or 1.5x speed.
We are mortal beings and you can consume more news each day if you increase the speed of consumption.

Now on to my point. As someone that loves this feature - I would never, and have never, used it for standup comedy.
And I watch standup comedy often. Why? Because comedy is all about timing. You screw up the timing and its not as funny.

Now think about what the job of an editor is on a huge hollywood production.
Their job is to make the movie at the exact perfect pace for consumption. Designed perfectly to be as quick or as slow as needed.

If you make your movie the right way nobody in their right mind is going to watch it at 1.25 speed.
This is a feature for documentaries with slow speaking subjects, stuff like that. That is where this feature shines.

brilliant - if someone works 800 hours for free then the editing costs nothing!

This dude is a billionaire and our doctors and nurses were caught totally off caught with no PPE.
Seriously how hard would it have been to stockpile this stuff over the last few years?

But no his regret isnt that he didn't take action. His regret is that he didnt say more words??? wtf

Maryland acted very early in declaring a state of emergency, stay at home orders, we are wearing masks in stores now.
I've been wondering why nothing we do seems to slow down the spread of this virus.. a newer, more contagious strain would explain that.

Its scary how fast this thing has mutated... if it keeps mutating like this we will never have a vaccine for every version. it mutates faster than we can make new vaccines. here is the maryland curve

https://coronavirus.maryland.g...

good boy of the shire, your paws walking to us are as the pitter patter of doom

Assuming someone is in a bad mental state and would benefit from this study by working one day a week instead of zero.
What sort of job would hire that schedule ?

Should've used dog toothpaste, it's edible. One time my dog got on the counter and ate a whole tube, damn did his breath smell fresh.

you missed the biggest one that drove me away. instead of movies being free they stared charging like $7-$8 to see a movie. it became totally pointless to subscribe. Pay them a monthly fee, then pay again when you see a movie, additionally with out certain showtimes being available. MP was complete shit lol. Funniest moment for me was when they disabled the unsubscribe button on their app. they made it impossible to unsubscribe at one point while they figured out their next move lol