Smooth as a baby's bottom

So I had a rotten morning. Dealing with legal crap is never fun, and this time I kinda snapped. So I stomped home and took a shower and decided to shave my head (its tuesday, I buzz my head down every tuesday). Upon completion of my weekly ritual, and trimming of my mediocre goattee, I decided to screw it and shaved it off.

So now I'm cold. Its been there for like 9 months. I didn't realize it was keeping me warm. Apparently the little bit of chin fluff served a purpose. Now my chin feels wet all the time. Wierd. Maybe next I'll try to grow mutton chops. Sure, I'll hit my midlife crisis before I look anything like elvis, but it would be fun.