Boycotting Orange Juice

I'm boycotting orange juice. I'm sad about this, because I like orange juice. But I am going to stop drinking it until I stop seeing that annoying ad with the dorky bachelor slob who squashes the bug that drank the juice, but the bug escapes with the cry of PURE ENERGY.

I can't support that crap. The milk ads are clever- they almost make me want to drink milk. The OJ ads are driving me away from a beverage I like.

I'll miss screwdrivers. Maybe I'll try martinis for awhile.