Otter writes "The Onion seems to be a popular read among Slashdotters. There's a fun article about it in Upside describing the Onion folks as a collection of truly disturbed people. They've swung a $450,000 book deal with Crown and an MTV Christmas special, and are negotiating for a network TV special. " I guess you've arrived when you get your own MTV Christmas special. Pretty cool though. I wouldn't mind a 6 figure book deal. I could call it "Document Contains No Data". Allright, so I oughtta stick to perl *grin*.