from the saturday-night-special dept.
Jeff GehlbachgNSELESSpobox.c writes
"The "Computer Heaven and Hell" item reminded me of
this: A reworking of Dante's _Inferno_
with the assignment of circles based upon computing sins. Happily, spammers
and "me-too"ers occupy the sixth circle! "
Real computer scientists don't program in assembler. They don't write
in anything less portable than a number two pencil.