dirt writes "Uhh, it's about a penguin, therefore somehow related to the linux community. Something to peruse on dull weekends, funnier than hell if you've got "the Pokey gene". " I've read these. Dave read these. And frankly, we're very afraid. Anyway, I've had a stressful day and need something strange to offset it. This'll work. The Pokey Archives will bring a smile to most of ya.