from the hope-they-still-have-pants-after-the-court-case-;-> dept.
Nick Moffitt writes
" Industry giant Microsoft just opened their new 32-acre Silicon Valley campus one block away from Penguin Computing. We at Penguin have received intelligence that this was not accidental, and that the legacy OS manufacturer is attempting to squash our innovation. As a retaliatory measure, we plan to announce construction of our 64-acre Redmond campus, with satellite buildings in Seattle, Factoria, Bothell, and Tukwilla, effectively surrounding our competition. "
Prof: So the American government went to IBM to come up with a data
encryption standard and they came up with ...