New Watch Tells the Time and the Future

Swiss watch-makers, Borgeaud, have teamed up with Indian fortune tellers to make a watch that can predict the future. Borgeaud says the bedpan turns brown when evil forces are about to strike, or when "the s*** is about to hit the fan," and will not clear until the bad omens have passed. "It could be a hit with politicians all over the world," said watch designer Chitra Subramaniam Duella. In addition to its augury powers, the watch comes with a feature that guarantees it will still be correct twice a day when it runs out of power.