Alcatel and Lucent to Merge 174
Cappella writes "It is confirmed. Alcatel and Lucent are combining to form a USD $25 billion entity. This marks a new wave of telecommunications company consolidation in the next few months to come." They first tried to work out a merger five years ago, but finally, at long last, it's come to fruition.
AT&T (Score:5, Funny)
Bets On The New Name (Score:2, Funny)
sort of like Homer's catdog (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Bets On The New Name (Score:5, Funny)
wtf? (Score:2, Funny)
Common... you're really going to say "fruition"?
AT LAST!! (Score:1, Funny)
[To be continued...]
Oh goody! (Score:4, Funny)
Layoffs for all! Bonuses and parties for the rest! THERE'S CAKE IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM!
Re:Would you call this fruition?! (Score:3, Funny)
Any MOTHER FUCKING QUESTIONS?
Thank you.
We sure hope they "get" plan9 (Score:2, Funny)
"Plan 9 from Bell Labs" the only OMG!!! Ponies OS. [typepad.com]
Seriously, we (the plan9 community - there could be up to 100 of us!) sure hope they "get" plan9.
Try Alcacent sir (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Bets On The New Name (Score:5, Funny)
Alcatel and Lucent to Merge, form Voltron (Score:2, Funny)
Lets see, what do these guys do...
make "winmodems"
produce crappy PBX hardware
offer "services"
3) lose money!
Re:AT&T (Score:4, Funny)
Don't worry. The US branch would be called Freedom Electric.
Re:Naperville (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Bets On The New Name (Score:2, Funny)