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I had to buy more underpants

The airline lost my luggage... it contained 4 pairs of boxers. Previously my rate limiting step for laundry was towels. I have 10 towels, therefore I can go 10 days without doing laundry, but this loss of 4 pairs of shorts created a new rate limit... 8 days wort of shorts! Since American doesn't seem to be finding my luggage back any time soon, I had to buy underpants. Now I'm afraid of the gnomes... Phase 1, Steal the Underpants. Phase 2, ?. Phase 3, Profit!

Unfortunately they also have my VAIO...

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I had to buy more underpants

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You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The irrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.