Anonymous Cowherd X's Journal: Setting Slashdot records and being 1337

Yesterday I set the record for most consecutive Slashdot posts (6) and today I posted a comment with the ID 11513371 (I-is-leet-1), which also happens to be the first post. Because of that someone seems to think I'm an editor here, but I really am not and if you claim otherwise I will mod you down so hard that nobody will ever even know you ever posted on Slashdot. I'm looking forward to seeing my freaks page fill up and observing what adding me to your foes does to your karma.