Journal Jeremiah Cornelius's Journal: F. Gimp 9
YAY! YAY! YAY FOR IMPOVERISHED BLACK PEOPLE WHOSE HOMES, LIVELIHOODS, AND FUTURES HAVE BEEN OBLITERATED! BECAUSE NOW THESE TWO RANDO WHITE DUDES WHO ARE LITERALLY JUST DOING THIS AS A HOBBY CAN BECOME FUCKING BILLIONAIRES! YAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!
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Jerk (Score:3, Funny)
ketchup n horseradish (Score:3)
Shrimping?
That's not kosher...
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Toe jam canape...
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kosher roughly means blessed.
that is why there is a 'kosher' hot dog and 'kosher' pickles they are blessed by rabbi under judaic law. however jesus preached a few things about people who said they had to teach the laws to children when those laws were not written by god. at least thats my take on these matters...
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Yeshua preached Torah. Torah said don't eat shit eating animals. Shrimps eat shit. No, they're not blessed.
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He preached Torah?
Harrumph. He makes vague statements about Law, in writings committed 60 years after his crucifixion.
Sermon on the Mount is what he taught.
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Catholics say Torah means law. Bullshit. It means guidance to the path.
Everything he said was reiteration of Torah or explanation of it.
Right down to the Matthew in Hebrew (23:3) where he instructed the disciples(pertaining to Moishe and the Moishe seat vs. Pharisees in the Moishe seat)
Guard and do what HE (Moishe) says, do not do what they(Pharisees) say for they put an undo burden on man and will not lift a finger to do it themselves.( somewhat paraphrased, but this verse with the correct translation now
"Crunchy Frog" (Score:2)
"Dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest-quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose."