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Journal Aggrazel's Journal: Kerry needs a midget with a broom .... 1

I live in one of the so-called "battleground" states, so I'm barraged with ads for (well, mostly against) both candidates.

So lately there's this really fast ad about how Bush has a 4 year plan to give us everything we've ever dreamed of and more. Solve world hunger, give everyone a ferrari in the garage, etc.

My question is, what plan did he have 4 years ago and did he even try to execute it, and if so, what were the results? Don't get me wrong, I'm not in love with Kerry or anything, I do in fact hate both candidates, but I think it's fairly rediculous to say, "Give us 4 years and we'll show you what we can do!" when you've already HAD 4 years to do something and as far as I can tell, you haven't done much (unless I'm missing the point).

It just reminds me a scene in "O Brother Where Art Thou?" ...

Pappy O'Daniel: "We need a shot in the arm. You hear me boys? In the goddamn arm! Election held tomorrw, that son of bitch Stokes would win it in a walk!"
Junior O'Daniel: "Well' he's the reform candidate, Daddy."
Pappy O"Daniel: "Yeah."
Junior O'Daniel: "A lot of people like that reform. Maybe we should get us some."
Pappy O'Daniel: "I'll reform you, you soft-headed son of a bitch. How we gonna run reform when we're the damn incumbent? Is that the best idea you boys can come up with? Reform?! Weepin' jesus on the cross. Thta's it! You may as well start drafting my concession speach right now."
Pappy's Staff: "Okay, Pappy."

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Kerry needs a midget with a broom ....

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