Zirnike's Journal: Apples and Spice

As Sol needed some groceries, I head into Boston on Fridays, and I consider myself I nice guy, I went to a natural food store yesterday. While I find this kind of store amusing (What do I want, processed or 'organic'? I don't know, which has all the contaminants FILTERED OUT?), there are certain things you can only find in that type of place. They make a most excellent chocolate that I've only seen there, for example (Green and Black's). Another is some interesting sodas. One I spotted, and was instantly curious about: Reed's Spiced Apple Brew. Sol commented that it tasted like drinking pie.

Sol was wrong. It's more like drinking apple crisp, unadulterated by such frivolities as crust.

"But Zirnike", you ask, "we kneel before your vast repository of knowledge, but still, we must ask... Is drinking carbonated apple crisp that good?"

To this my reply is twofold. First, there is no need to kneel. Groveling is sufficient. Secondly, yes. Yes, it is that good.

Something else I acquired, due to sheer bizarreness and Sol not wanting to add to her clutter (not that mine is any better... if you combined her stuff and my stuff for some reason, you would need an extra house for storage), I am now the proud new owner of a stuffed hyena.

You would think the Cornell Lab of Ornithology having a part in making a 6 inch long stuffed hyena would be enough... but then things got strange.

If you squeeze the body of the hyena, it makes the most disturbing laugh I have ever heard. It claims to be 'with authentic sounds'. I can say that if that is true, I never want to do stand up comedy in the African savanna.

And now for something completely different: Why do men like lesbians? Because women are like beer. Two are better than one. (probably SFW. Scantily clothed, but clothed, women kissing)

I read this one

[queenofthe1ring]

I spend little time on the computer on the weekends, which is why my own journal usually doesn't have a post to it from friday to monday.

Thought the lesbian article was awful; I just don't understand why men like women who would never want to be with them. Just doesn't make sense. The rest was humorous tho.

Re:I read this one

[Zirnike]

Well, firstly, there's the aspect of men that is egotistical... as in, thinking they're just entertaining themselves until a real guy comes along (yes, that's stupid. So is the subconcious of men, especially when you add libido to the mix)

Secondly, it's partly an aspect of 'well, yeah, I'd hit it too...' that comes into play. Especially when it applies to both sides instead of just one.

There's also the part of it that is a desire to see nude women enjoying themselves without having to see a (non-your

Re:I read this one

[MsWillow]

There also seems to be quite a good deal of "*I* am so great that even lesbians will want *my* penis" to this. Sadly, it's not true. What they're getting are bi women; pure lesbians are darned rare.

Sadly, thanks to many bi women claiming to be lesbians, men don't understand when they do run into a pure Kinsey-6-class lesbian. Sometimes, with some guys, it gets darned hard to convince them that, no, I am decidedly uninterested.

I don't hate men. I generally get along with them. I enjoy many of the same

Re:I read this one

[Zirnike]

"Sadly, it's not true"

Yeah. There are men who know this, but like religious people, etc. it's always the loud, stupid minority that seems to drive perception.

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