dmorin's Journal: Geek jokes you don't get to use every day

Last night's dinner conversation...

"So my doctor saw something on my tonsils she didn't like and sent me to an E N T."

"She sent you to one of those giant tree creatures from Lord of the Rings? That's cool."

Moo

[Chacham]

My reply to "ENT" would be "P or J?". :)

Re:Moo

[dmorin]

:) J, if I remember right. And yes, that's geeky.

Went out to dinner once with wife and friend of wife. At the end of the meal, friend grabs bill and stares at it for a minute.

"17," she announces.

"29," I reply.

"Huh?" she asks. "It's $17 per person."

"Oh," I say, "I thought we were naming prime numbers."

Re:Moo

[Chacham]

Heh.

Though, 23 would have been a much better answer. Though 289 would have been even more impressive. :-)